Forum Game: Joining a HL2RP Server

You just joined 420x69x-Gaming.enjin.com's HL2RP server. It's your average server with average content and a player count of twenty. You first join the server, now tell me what you would do on this sever, will you join the resistance? Make a IC application or minge around? Be creative and funny.

Your first quest is to pick a character, name and physical description.

I will pick only one reply for your first quest, tell me what your character model, name and physical description would be and I'll make another beautiful drawing from Photoshop, I mean Paint.

The game will end if you get banned from the server, now begin!

 

Re: Forum Game: Joining a H2LRP Server

I'd leave this "H2LRP" and get on HL2RP

 

Re: Forum Game: Joining a H2LRP Server

ffffffffff, fixed it.

 

RP and rape a lonely women or male.

 

Make a character called "Vincent Burger" with a physical description of "Checkered Undershirt|Mars Accent|Stripy Jeans|Massive Reich Grade Boots|Dirtied, But Stripped Blue and Yellow Jumpsuit|Face|" I form several rape gangs with other variations of "Vincent Burger" characters, we target men.

 

That's awesome!

 

Name: Jonathan "20 cents" Oakley
Model: Male_07
Description: SunkenEyes | PridefulGait | Rugged | AfricanAmerican | 6' 5" | BlackHair&Stubble | BrownEyes | StandardCitizenAttire | Athletic
Stat distribution: High speed, high dexterity, high stamina, high strength, medium everything else

 

You made your character and begin to walk. You come across a vort and a slutty girl, they want to roleplay, what do?

Quest: Make a funny or creative post of what would you do, now I need two best replies, good luck!

 

Jerk it violently while you insert your fist in the vortigaunt.

 

listen to the vorts deep love life problems, give him a hug and say everything is going to be ok then fuck girl in front of him.

 

**Vincent Burger would look to the Vort, saying "I've been with your kind before, I think we can make a deal here." he'd glance down to his wonky cock. At this instant he'd sprint at the woman, powergaming and throwing her on the ground.

**Vincent Burger would unzip his pants in fury, allowing his penile to stand, fully erect. "Fuck it, I'm dry docking!" he'd begin thrusting her arsehole with a large amount of force, causing his bellend to go raw red, his hand or should I say fist would be fully inserted into the woman's vagina. This act would continue for several moments until Vincent stands up, cumming all over the Vortigaunt by his side.

**Vortigaunt would moan loudly as the cum covers him

**Vincent Burger laughs loudly "Moaning makes you sound pathetic!"

**Vincent Burger would gesture to the Vortigaunt while idly rubbing his dirty, limp cock smiling to himself "Your turn..."

**Vortigaunt would look down to his wonky cock, seeing how useless it would be, he'd begin ramming his third arm inside of the woman while shouting in Vortigese "ONE IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK!" this could be heard getting louder and louder until it is eventually near to a Flux.

**Vortigaunt would soon have torn the woman apart, she would be bleeding, probably dead by now.

**Vortigaunt would lie down on his back, self-servicing himself with his wonky knob.

**Vincent Burger would come on and pull up the Vortigaunts legs, exposing his arsehole before fucking his bum really, really hard as the Vortigaunt would continue to self-service.

/it a CP shows up

**Vincent Burger looks to the cleverly placed SitCom camera "OH BOY!"

/it Fade to black.


I hope you like it.

 

You kindly ask for lubricant and tissue paper, and hint at your sexual desires involving the vort and the woman.

 

You're in the middle of having your fun until a group of units confront you all during your fun, what should you do now?

Quest number three; I will once again pick two more replies that are the funniest and most creative.

 

Steal the units stunstick to make this experience a little kinkier

 

Powergame all the units by sending out a Vortbeam, using the swep then claiming in LOOC that the electrical shot can travel through multiple people like the WunderWaffe DG-2.

 

Give the CP the experience of "ShockCore" with his/her own stunstick.

 

Tickle one of the unit's taint.

 

Punchwhore, powergame, die, create a female character.

 

Have cyber with every admin on the server.

 

Offer the lube and tissue paper to the CPs in exchange for ERP.