[forum game] let's develop a gamemode

It's just a random idea that came into my head just like that. Basically one poster posts a potential gmod gamemode feature, and the next one adds something to that feature, good or bad, doesn't matter. They can even completely reverse the feature's effect (much like in 'corrupt a wish' forum game). Unlimited amount of posters can add onto the feature, but as soon as one of them suggests a new one - cycle repeats. Here's an example:
Poster 1: Gamemode's name should be NutWork.
Poster 2: It sucks, let's make it ClockScript!
Poster 3: Not just ClockScript, but ClockScript Framework!
Poster 4: Make people be able to walk.
Poster 5: Make them walk slower than turtle until they donate.
...

Please use post ratings system to agree, disagree and "omg lmao" the posts.
Do not double-post because this kinda sucks.

Features so far:
Design:
It's a world war gamemode focused on erotic roleplay with s2k allowed.
People can massacre NPC children.
Police faction must s2k African American faction.
You must be a retard to play this gamemode.
Judgement Waiver or no clothes.
You must be under 12 to be admin.

Technical:
Gamemode's folder name is 'New Folder (2)'
Gamemode's name is "Cockwork and Buttscript"
It costs £100.
It has DRM that can be bypassed by simply deleting the .dll.
Gamemode's website is "http://hamsterdance.org/hamsterdance"
Child porn will be put on your hard drive and your location will be provided to police if you pirate the gamemode. There is a bug where it will also happen with non-pirated versions. The detection algorithm is not perfect!

Spoiler

Code:

function detect_pirate()
    if (math.random(0, 100) > 20) then
        return false
    end

    return true
end

People can create characters.
Gamemode is based off DarkRP.
NPC children.
All player models are ponies.
Donators have 2x /roll multiplier.
Permanent ban if no $50 is donated within 50 hours from joining.
Donations are also accepted via /me.
All player animations are T-Poses only.
Police faction.
African American faction.
Voice chat is modified to pitch the audio to make everyone sound like 9 y/o.
Ban in game results in real life ban.
Everyone has female anime face glued to them, male or not. Despite player models already being T-Pose ponies.
Loading screen with loud and shitty music that makes your ears bleed.
All of your personal data, including phone number and e-mail are provided to cold callers and spam bots.
Main menu theme is Wii's theme and cannot be changed as it's delivered as Over-the-Air patch via DRM system.
Keyboard and mouse are not compatible with the gamemode by default, you have to use Wii remote.
The above input method will refuse to work unless you have the wrist band around your wrist.
If you break any rules of the gamemode, it will automatically open 50 unclosable tabs containing gay porn and call your mom.
All of the assets and graphics in this gamemode are done in professional industry standard tool set provided by Microsoft Corporation. It's a miracle such tool set is bundled with Windows operating system for free.
There is constant bloom filter.
There are ads in the top and bottom parts of your screen as if it was one of those freemium phone games.
The server's CPU is capped at 10% load.

DLC:
£30 - Disable providing of your personal data to spam bots.
£30 - Allow mouse and keyboard to be used.
£250 - Display an ad of your choosing on all servers running this gamemode. They are not being moderated.
£45 - Disable all ads for 24 hours (starting from a day before the purchase).

Let's get started:
Gamemode's folder should be 'New Folder (2)'

 

a world war gamemode with a plethora of rp with s2k elements


.......

 

All RP elements must involve ERP

just like ww3rp

 

why did i already see that coming

 

People can create characters.

// remeber that we have a completely blank gamemode and are trying to develop it from scratch

 

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The server uses DarkRP

 

people can massacre npc children in villages

 

its uses a mlp model mod,c hanging everybody into ponys

 

donators roll twice

 

if you dont donate within 50 hours of joining ,you are perm banned

 

You have to donate to use /me

 

All animations must consist of T pose only.

 

An automatic voicechanger is applied to peoples voices to sound as young as possible, so the young ones feel at home
A faction called "police" automatically s2k a faction called "african american"

 

if you get banned in the game you get banned in real life...

 

everyone's forced to have an anime face of a female character, male or not

 

The loading screen has blaring vaporwave as music.

 

//OP updated.
Gamemode status report:
Gamemode folder name: "New Folder (2)"
Gamemode server browser name: "DarkRP"
Gamemode version: undefined
Gamemode author: undefined
Gamemode website: undefined
Servers online: 10
Average playerbase for all servers put together: 60
Facepunch thread ratings: 3 Funny, 10 Dumb, 1 Lua King
Sales: 3
Total money made: £300
Most common bug report: "this gamemode sucks"
Facepunch thread title: "New Folder (2) - Revolutionary Roleplay gamemode"
Facepunch thread content:

New Folder (2)

Buy gamemode now for limited offer price of 100 pounds.
Gamemode has nice features.

*instert features so far section from OP here*

Buy it now.
To buy it contact me via email:
*email undefined*

 

inb4 lemonparty or meatspin as the website

 

Everyones phone numbers and emails are provided to cold callers and spam bots unless you buy an extra £30 DLC