Features so far:
Design:
It's a world war gamemode focused on
erotic roleplay with s2k allowed.
People can massacre NPC children.
Police faction must s2k African American faction.
You must be a retard to play this gamemode.
Judgement Waiver or no clothes.
You must be under 12 to be admin.
Technical:
Gamemode's folder name is 'New Folder (2)'
Gamemode's name is "Cockwork and Buttscript"
It costs £100.
It has DRM that can be bypassed by simply deleting the .dll.
Gamemode's website is "
http://hamsterdance.org/hamsterdance "
Child porn will be put on your hard drive and your location will be provided to police if you pirate the gamemode. There is a bug where it will also happen with non-pirated versions. The detection algorithm is not perfect!
Spoiler
Code:
function detect_pirate()
if (math.random(0, 100) > 20) then
return false
end
return true
end
People can create characters.
Gamemode is based off DarkRP.
NPC children.
All player models are ponies.
Donators have 2x /roll multiplier.
Permanent ban if no $50 is donated within 50 hours from joining.
Donations are also accepted via /me.
All player animations are T-Poses only.
Police faction.
African American faction.
Voice chat is modified to pitch the audio to make everyone sound like 9 y/o.
Ban in game results in real life ban.
Everyone has female anime face glued to them, male or not. Despite player models already being T-Pose ponies.
Loading screen with loud and shitty music that makes your ears bleed.
All of your personal data, including phone number and e-mail are provided to cold callers and spam bots.
Main menu theme is Wii's theme and cannot be changed as it's delivered as Over-the-Air patch via DRM system.
Keyboard and mouse are not compatible with the gamemode by default, you have to use Wii remote.
The above input method will refuse to work unless you have the wrist band around your wrist.
If you break any rules of the gamemode, it will automatically open 50 unclosable tabs containing gay porn and call your mom.
All of the assets and graphics in this gamemode are done in professional industry standard tool set provided by Microsoft Corporation. It's a miracle such tool set is bundled with Windows operating system for free.
There is constant bloom filter.
There are ads in the top and bottom parts of your screen as if it was one of those freemium phone games.
The server's CPU is capped at 10% load.
DLC:
£30 - Disable providing of your personal data to spam bots.
£30 - Allow mouse and keyboard to be used.
£250 - Display an ad of your choosing on all servers running this gamemode. They are not being moderated.
£45 - Disable all ads for 24 hours (starting from a day before the purchase).
