Forum Game - Medical Lisence.

You're stop by the C16 Tavern after being made redundant at the local hospital. You just lost your medical lisence.
The bartender walks up to you and asks you, whilst pouring you a drink
"So what'd you do?"
"I counted to three when giving Gabe Newell CPR. That's how I lost my medical lisence." You turn to a fellow doctor sat next to you, already on his third bottle.
"What did you do?" You ask.

 

I accidentally replaced a mans heart with a radio.

[me=Badhamknibbs]turns to the man next to him.[/me]

So, what'd you do?

 

I forgot my license inside one of my patients, so, that's how I lost my license.

[me=TheGarry]turns to the next man.[/me]

What did you do?

 

I lost my medical license by attending a forum thread where people kept mis-spelling 'license'. During a heart transplant.

[me=Tydosius]turns to the next man.[/me]

What did you do?

 

I left my license in one of the other game threads which are all the same idea.
*Tru turns to the next person

What did you do?

 

I lost my medical license due to an unauthorized cloning experiment.

*The original Tydosius turns to the next person

What did you do?

 

Who what me? I don't know.

* leaves

 

Pah, that's nothing!

I lost my medical license because I forgot to replace a brain, once I took it out. You could say the person awoke feeling lightheaded.


*Turns to the next person.

What'd you do?

 

I lost my medical liscense because I got an F on somebody's grandma during a failed disection

[me=Dub]turns to the next guy.[/me]

What'd you do?

 

*starts telling a really really long story*

Wait, wait, wait. It gets better. When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again! Ah, ha ha!

Ah, anyway that's how I lost my medical license.

[me=DarkWolfInsanity]turns somewhere else.[/me]

So how did you lose yours?

 

Rape.
[me=Valterain1]Turns to the next man[/me]
How lost yours?

 

I mistook a newborn baby's umbilical cord with his penis.
[me=Omega]turns to the next guy.[/me]
How did you lose yours?

 

Oh, me? Hah-hah, I accidentally cut off Pyro's penis. Now everyone thinks he's a girl.

[me=Niker107]turns to the next person[/me]

So, lad, how did you lose yours?

 

I implanted Sloth's brain into Dub's skull.
Literally nothing changed.

[me=Lugaru]turns to the next person[/me]

How 'bout you?

 

Dub used to be a man before I operated on him.

[me=shut up walter]turns to the next person.[/me]

What the fuck did you do?

 

Cut open a person with my license.

*Turns to the next person

What did you do?

 

I placed a very skinny man into a machine, injected him with about a million drugs, he stepped out, was the most buff man in the world, had some super-powers and strength, and turned into Captain America. Apparently, due to it being non-consensual, all credit was given to the machine, and I lost my medical license.

[me=Αριστοκλης]turns to the man beside himself.[/me]

And what did you do?

 

I performed a heart transplant incorrectly, and for some reason lost my medical license. At least I got a sweet new synthetic heart out of it though.

[me=Tydosius]turns to the next ex-doctor[/me]

What did you do?

 

I killed both Dub and Soviet Jesus... Wait why was my license removed for that?
[me=shut up walter]rotates to the following medical expert.[/me]
Do.