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[forum game] The adventure of a HL2:RP server owner

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by Badhamknibbs, May 6, 2014.

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  1. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

    There's been another forum game like this a while ago, but I'm just making this for some fun. Simply reply for what action you want the character to perform next & depending how funny/good it is I'll make the next slide.


    You're currently the owner of the worlds most popular HL2:RP server, getting donations from every angle and a full server all the time.

    [​IMG]

    What do you do next?
     
    Badhamknibbs, May 6, 2014
    #1
  2. TheHipster

    TheHipster rhenz is a fairly decent fellow

    Ban all the minges and watch your server die.
     
    TheHipster, May 6, 2014
    #2
  3. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    Begin RPing on your server.
     
    Tydosius, May 6, 2014
    #3
  4. Lugaru

    Lugaru Guest

    merge with LP and watch the player base all die from cancer
     
    Lugaru, May 6, 2014
    #4
  5. seigfred

    seigfred Dank af

    Make yourself SeC and go stunstick people without a valid reason
     
    seigfred, May 6, 2014
    #5
  6. diglett swaglord

    diglett swaglord Guest

    Invest no donation money on the server except for server costs

    Change donation benefits to ONE model for $40 (cough TnB cough)
     
    diglett swaglord, May 6, 2014
    #6
  7. Omega

    Omega

    Hire a coder to develop a brainwash program so all players donate.
     
    Omega, May 6, 2014
    #7
  8. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

    You do so, and people on the server get pissed at you.

    [​IMG]

    +LOLs
    +RP experience
    -Playerbase
    -donations per second

    What do you do next?
     
    Badhamknibbs, May 6, 2014
    #8
  9. diablo1675

    diablo1675 Guest

    apologise for shitty behaviour and then nuke the server lol
     
    diablo1675, May 6, 2014
    #9
  10. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    Change the map to something better, like, say City 8
     
    Tydosius, May 6, 2014
    #10
  11. TheHipster

    TheHipster rhenz is a fairly decent fellow

    Fuck up the MySQL And accidentally delete everyone's characters.

    (Definatly never did this)
     
    TheHipster, May 6, 2014
    #11
  12. Omega

    Omega

    Put best friends as super administrators regardless of their server administration skills. Tell my girlfriend to hop on the server and cyber each other in /event.
     
    Omega, May 6, 2014
    #12
  13. MrSky

    MrSky player:NotifyAll("hitler is best") Clockwork Customer

    Tell everyone that you cannot ERP in any way, shape, or form.
     
    MrSky, May 7, 2014
    #13
  14. DarkWolfInsanity

    DarkWolfInsanity Guest

    [​IMG]
     
    DarkWolfInsanity, May 7, 2014
    #14
  15. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    Refuse to acknowledge that people are posting, I mean, role-playing in your thread, I mean, server.
     
    Tydosius, May 7, 2014
    #15
  16. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

    [​IMG]

    You ban anyone ERPing on the server, along with resetting the mySQL deleting everyones characters.

    +Clean mySQL
    +Removed mingy characters
    -Donations per second
    -Playerbase
    -Krinkles no longer plays your server
    -Lost admins & moderators

    What do you do next?
     
    Badhamknibbs, May 7, 2014
    #16
  17. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    Apologize by giving every user one free recruit CP character they can make.
    Alternatively...
    Tell everyone that it's a business and it's to be expected of any good HL2RP server.
     
    Tydosius, May 7, 2014
    #17
  18. TheHipster

    TheHipster rhenz is a fairly decent fellow

    Actually make an event on the server and hopefully regain some players with it....

    It being a big ass loot event with guns for all minges and lolwebuls.
     
    TheHipster, May 7, 2014
    #18
  19. Omega

    Omega

    Give away vV flags to gain more playerbase.

    Have an event starring Gordon Freeman.
     
    Omega, May 7, 2014
    #19
  20. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Make event: "Free superadmin to first 100 players who will join!!1!"
     
    Mr. Meow, May 7, 2014
    #20
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