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[forum game] The adventure of a HL2:RP server owner

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by Badhamknibbs, May 6, 2014.

  1. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    Put TnB and a whole other bunch of useless shit on the server and force every user to download it when they join. And make everything have missing textures.
     
  2. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

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    You put shiettonnes of models & custom content & don't add it to any type of FastDL.

    +Server content
    -Playerbase
    -Donations per second
    -All admins & moderators (They gave up on you)

    What do you do next?
     
  3. TheHipster

    TheHipster rhenz is a fairly decent fellow

    Make a shitty server trailer.
     
  4. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    1. DDoS other more successful servers
    2. ???
    3. PROFIT
     
  5. Begin making a custom map on your own.
     
  6. Valterain1

    Valterain1 Guest

    Hire hot pocket to ddos lemonpunch and other servers to steal their playerbase.
     
  7. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

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    You get Hotpocket to DDoS Lemonpunch and a few other servers, but hotpocket only DDoSes a few making players go to servers other than yours.

    +Less competition
    -Money
    -You no longer have a playerbase.
    -You no longer get donations.
     
  8. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    Start a new server called DragonX gaming.
     
  9. Valterain1

    Valterain1 Guest

    I'm coding for them you pompous ass and I can assure you it will be a billion times better once the owner stops being MIA.
     
  10. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    I'll be looking forward to the new and improved DragonX gaming server once you're done with it. You probably feel like the guys brought on to work on the newest release of Final Fantasy 14: A realm reborn.
     
  11. TheHipster

    TheHipster rhenz is a fairly decent fellow

    Bring back ERP Then make some guy named Badhamknibbs Super Duper Admin.
     
  12. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

    Congratulations! You lost the game.

    You have no longer have any money & your community has crumbled in mere days.

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    You will die in 3 days because you no longer have running water from not paying bills.
    You can no longer do shit.
     
  13. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    Congratulations we officially suck.
     
  14. diablo1675

    diablo1675 Guest

    This proves the lot of us should never combine forces. Ever
     
  15. TheHipster

    TheHipster rhenz is a fairly decent fellow

    Remind me to -Never- Work with any of you if I ever re-make a HL2RP Server...

    .... Even myself. Won't even work with myself.
     
  16. Yurek

    Yurek Co-Owner of From The Ashes

    Go outside and try to be competent and get a job.
     
  17. TheDogFather

    TheDogFather Guest

    Get a loan from the bank, move to Mars and re-open the server.
     
  18. Labyrinth

    Labyrinth o7 Cider.

    Can we insert another coin and try again?
     
  19. Move to Atlanta and get mugged by a black people.
     
  20. Labyrinth

    Labyrinth o7 Cider.

    Steal your parents debit card and start over?
     

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