[Forum Game] Waiter, there's a ___ in my soup!

This was a forum game started by Gwynn Lord of @Cinder a long, long time ago.
Basically, you make a post corresponding to the last person who yelled about something in their soup.

Person One: "Waiter, there's a Forum Moderator in my soup!"
Person Two: "I apologise, I thought you ordered a side of duck with your crackers.
Waiter, there's a console in my soup!"
Person Three: "We'll destroy that for you right away."

I'll start; Waiter, there's a Schema in my soup!

 

What? Ya' don't like nuts in your soup?

Waiter, there's a stunstick in my soup!

 

Skrub, move it yourself ya lazy ass. <3

EDIT: Get off C16 and fix the scg forums.

 

Nice way to ruin the thread. Tosser.

Waiter, there's a penis in my soup!

 

I do apologise Sir, I could have sworn you ordered the Vonel Special.

Waiter, there's a glass bottle in my soup!

 

Are you sure the soup isn't in the bottle, sir?

Waiter, my old thread is in my soup.

 

Yes, Sir, we reheated it for you.

Waiter, there's a box of piano wire in my soup!

 

I could have sworn you ordered the 1945 special!

Waiter, there's a Crusader in my soup!

 

That's just a mirror, Sir.

Waiter, there's a soup in my soup!

 

Well dawg, I heard you like soup in yo soup so I put some soup in yo soup so you can soup while you soup.

Waiter, there's some pills in my soup!

 

I am terribly sorry sir, I thought your name was Louis and you asked for a suprise.



Waiter, there is a shitty HL2RP server in my soup!

 

Then you're in the wrong establishment, it seems. Try a different framework across the street.

Waiter. I found a razor in my soup.

 

Waiter. I found the source of my crippling depression in my soup.

 

You ordered C16, says right here.

Waiter, there's a disfigured head in my soup!

 

I apologize sir, we got your order mixed up with the Lindsey Lohan special on Table 5.

Waiter, there's 30 dollars in my soup!

 

Sorry sir, we thought you were selling overpriced schemas rolleyes

Waiter, there's a snake in my soup!

 

Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Waiter, there's a meme in my soup!

 

And the problem is?

Waiter, there's ice in my soup!

 

Sorry sir, we thought you came from 9gag.

Waiter, there's a spy in my soup!

Edit: Aflac fucked up my response to the above

 

I'm sorry. It appears the NSA has gone so far to go into our food products now.

Waiter, there's a CSGO skin in my soup.