[Forum Game] Waiter, there's a ___ in my soup!

I apologize sir, you only had 0.06 steam credits to spend on toppings.

Waiter, there's an anime in my soup!

 

Sir, that's just the special ingredients. 1/3 breasts, 1/3 action movie, and 2/3 bushy eyebrows. Wait. This sounds like the Kill La Kill soup.

Waiter, there's no soup in my bowl.

 

That's because I ate the soup!

Waiter, there's a march of ants on my soup trying to contact the mother lord of Mars so they can start the revolution against humans to get their rights to poop back but while all this is happening, the soup is slowly turning into a giant bubble which means that once it pops, the entire place will explode into pieces and also, I didn't ask for lettuce in my bowl!

 

You ain't gotta like it cuz' the hood gonna love it, Sir.

Waiter, there's an Ice Cube in my soup!

 

I only see water in your soup, sir?

Waiter, there is a "Dumb" rating in my soup!

 

I didn't know novabox's thread was soup.

Walter, there's a donation benefit in my soup!

 

Well you did pay extra, so the chef made you Head Chef of All Restaurants... Or some shit.

Waiter, a child named Walter is sitting in my soup and he won't shut up.

 

Sorry sir, I'll tell the Chef to make sure his children are locked in their cages.

Waiter, there's cancer in my soup.

 

I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR AFLAC HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY JOKE

Waiter there's a roach in my soup

 

Sorry sir, the chef's pet roach got out.

Waiter, there's a B-B-Blizzard i-in m-m-my soup.