Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine (Slight revival mode activate)

You walk down the street and notice a large blue box. After staring at it, you realize it has a button that says "Exchange". How does this machine work? As you go to push the button, a slot opens up and words light up on the front of the box.

Ye who approach the machine, place an unwanted item in yonder slot. Ye may find something new once thy pushes exchange.

You reach in your pocket to find something to offer.




The Vending Machine is played like the other two forum games. Posters take turns throwing things in and taking things out.

Poster One: I put in a book.
Poster Two: You get a stack of blank paper. I put in a soda.
Poster Three: You get an empty can. I put in Soviet Jesus.

 

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You get a shitstorm.
I put in effort.

 

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You get an empty community. (OOC: True story)

I put in money.

 

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You get a rip off framework. (OOC: True story.)

I put in a Facebook.

 

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You get a failure of a gamemode. (OOC: True story)

I put in a hack...

 

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.. You still get a rip off framework.

Wait, how the fuck did I get a game mode out of a Facebook?
Whatever, I got a couple of Batman's in my pocket.

I put one in.

 

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You get a butler.


I put a legitimate hack in for APB.

 

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You are banned from the servers.

I put my dog in.

 

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You get a cat.


I put in a large blue box with an "exchange" button on it.

 

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//It's not a "You are", it's "You get"//

It gives you a blank box in return.


I put my network drivers in.

 

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You get Comcast.

I put in a tree stump

 

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You get a toilet paper.

I put in my rusty old PC.

 

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You get an IMac


I put in uberhax.

 

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Your head becomes big along with a note with "BIG HEAD MODE ACTIVATED! PS. Try stabbing yourself." You indeed stab yourself, and nothing goes wrong. It would appear you also have godmode now.

I put in 5$.

 

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You get 5 $1's.

I put in love.

 

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You get a broken heart with your dreams crushed and go into instant depression, leading you to commiting suicide.

I put in Bo Burnham.

 

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You get a scale model replica of New York in a glass bottle.

I put in my life savings.

 

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You get all of them back in pennies.

I put in an old man's dick.

 

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You get rheumatism.

I put in a bomb.