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Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine (Slight revival mode activate)

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by DarkWolfInsanity, Apr 24, 2014.

  1. Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a terrorist.

    I put in Clockwork.
     
  2. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a Clock that works.


    I put in absolutely nothing.
     
  3. TheDogFather

    TheDogFather Guest

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    The machine slot launches out, hitting you in your (non-existant) balls. You die from blood loss.

    I sit on the slot.
     
  4. Sheeplie

    Sheeplie Hi.

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get your body shoved out of the slot 2-3 hours later.
    Congratulations, you now have a robotic eye.



    I put in a marshmallow.
     
  5. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get diabetes.

    I put in a priceless diamond.
     
  6. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a real diamond.

    I put in my GF.
     
  7. Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a bitch. If she already was one, put her in again.

    I put in an apple
     
  8. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a really slow operating system.


    I put John Freemans Wepon.
     
  9. Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get an AR3.

    I put a C4.
     
  10. Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a bag similar to that of C4, but it's filled with sand.

    I put in bloodied roses.
     
  11. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get clean white roses.

    I put in a black cat.
     
  12. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get several shards of glass. Upon closer inspection, the shards of glass appear to have a layer of metal on one side, giving the other side a reflective quality.

    I put in Transformers 2.
     
  13. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get Transformers 3

    I put in an empty Coca-Cola can.
     
  14. trurascalz

    trurascalz C16 Developer Legend

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You defy logic.

    I put in money.
     
  15. Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a prostitute.

    I put in a copy of HL3.
     
  16. Dub

    Dub Guest

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT HALF LIFE 3 IN THE FUCKING SHOOT? THAT WAS THE ONLY FUCKING DEV COPY THAT GABE HAD LEFT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. JESUS CHRIST. FUCK.

    I put in Cloud Sixteen.
     
  17. Charlie B. Barkin

    Charlie B. Barkin Charlie B. Barkin

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get FacePunch.

    I put in kurozael
     
  18. TheDogFather

    TheDogFather Guest

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    a past Clockwork contributor comes out.
    (OOC: My earlier one, I guess this sniper isn't blind anymore.)

    I put in my other eye.
     
  19. Valterain1

    Valterain1 Guest

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You receive a bundled lock of the Bieb's hair
    I put in my freedom.
     
  20. Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get enslaved.
    I put in a vending machine.
     

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