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Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine (Slight revival mode activate)

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by DarkWolfInsanity, Apr 24, 2014.

  1. Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You can't fucking fit a fucking vending machine inside a vending machine you fucking bastard. Go die
     
  2. Sherlock

    Sherlock Detective Dog

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a black hole.
    You and your general galactic neighborhood are sucked into an event horizon, your atoms and neurons smash into sub particulate bits that comprise a few micro-microns of the celestial body's mass.

    I put my dick in.
     
  3. Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You're an idiot then.
    I put in a dollar and fifteen cents.
     
  4. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a note "30 dollars please." signed as "kuro".

    I put in a past Clockwork contributor that we got some time ago.
     
  5. Sheeplie

    Sheeplie Hi.

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get Lemonpunch.

    I put in a crowbar.
     
  6. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a stunstick.

    I put in my old socks.
     
  7. Yurek

    Yurek Co-Owner of From The Ashes

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get what your grandparents bedroom smells like.

    I put in an infinitely shrinking object.
     
  8. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a picture of your penis.


    I put in Cloud Sixteen.
     
  9. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get Cloud 32.

    I put in PS4.
     
  10. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get Xbox ONE

    I put in a next gen game
     
  11. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get the same game for NES.

    I put in iPhone 5s.
     
  12. Sheeplie

    Sheeplie Hi.

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a sentient version of Siri.

    I put in some cabbage.
     
  13. Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a tomato.

    I put in Garry's Mod.
     
  14. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get Rust.

    I put in Crysis 3.
     
  15. Dub

    Dub Guest

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a winner rating.

    I put in a keyboard.
     
  16. Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get all of the keys seperately and the keyboard base.

    I put in my medical license.
     
  17. Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    It disappears. AND THATS HOW I LOST MY MEDICAL LICENSE! FAH-HAHA!

    I put in a jeep.
     
  18. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a hummer.

    I put in the Winner Rating that I got some time ago.
     
  19. Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a dumb rating.

    I put in baby Jesus.
     
  20. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Re: Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine

    You get a baby Jesus, unchanged.

    I put in a blood pack from DayZ.
     

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