Forum games v.2 - The Vending Machine (Slight revival mode activate)

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One of the mechanisms in the machine makes a ding noise and fires a boot into your nuts, sending you out the slot and into a nearby wall. The machine then spits out a piece of paper. "You got a nutshot".

I put in batman

 

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You get Robin.

I put in some hair.

 

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You get nothing. It seems like hair are in the machine. It seems like you should jump there again if you want to see what happened to hair.

I put in lots of C++ code.

 

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You get lots of Javascript;

I put in a copy of the orange box disk.

 

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You get a Steam library filled with Pay2Win Free to Play games

I jump in

 

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You land on a mattress of feathers, surrounded by mountainous piles of birdseed and pigeon poop. After you have had time to look at your surroundings, a kookaburra lands on a nearby pile of birdseed. The bird seems to examine you extensively, before flying off. A note lands beside your head. It says "Accepted".
After a flash of light, you wake up on the ground. You attempt to push off the ground with your...wings? And your...bird feet? Shaking your head, you dust off the dirt from your...feathers? You realize what has happened, and you flight off into the sunset, above the mountains and houses. No longer birduarent, but birduare.

I put in enormous amounts of effort into a one of those Free 2 Play games that are also Pay 2 Win.

 

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You get top level in that game, and now you owe your bank #10.000.000.

I put in an elevator from another forum game.

 

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You receive a note. It says, "On the 21st floor we see the exact same thing from the 20th floor".

I put in TheGarry.

 

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You get angry C16 supervisor who's mad at you because you put me in that machine for the second time D:

I put in ban hammer.

 

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You get a nice little brown rod with a note saying 'Nutty Script Admin System' on it.

I come close to the machine and put in my ear, listening to what is inside.

 

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It eats your ear and outputs cool microphone.

I put in Mac OS X 10.9.2.

 

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The box ejects a note that says, "Sorry, this product is incompatible with this box. Pick up the iBox today! $199.95".

I put in an intelligent Skype conversation.

 

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You get a note saying the inserted content is rather rare.

I put in myself.

 

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You get a weak execution of a joke.

I put in a wolf spider.

 

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You get an ordinary wolf. After further investigation you noticed that this wolf is capable of walking on the walls.

I put in Windows 2000.

 

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You get 2000 partially broken and shitty glass panes.

I put in a Demon.

 

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You get a badly drawn Deviantart post of a Mary Sue self-insert demon girl.

I put in a school.

 

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You get Columbine (hope it's not too soon lol)

I put in a minge.

 

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You get a punch in the nuts and your bike is stolen and McDonalds is all out of chicken nuggets.

I put in a Cloud Sixteen user who makes up half the post count in every single forum game and has an unhealthy obsession with Spec Ops: The Line.

 

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You get a slap to the nuts.

I put in a box of piano wire.