Funny Steam Chats

So, I was speaking with Rasputin one of the Super Admins at SCG and this was my idea on how to take over a city.
Adam The Lemon™: we should make two really slutty characters and see how many people accept to erp with us.
Adam The Lemon™: then we kill them
Adam The Lemon™: and take tokens
Rasputin: LOOOOOOL
Adam The Lemon™: and buy guns
Adam The Lemon™: and kill combine
Adam The Lemon™: then take over city
Adam The Lemon™: take down suppresion field
Adam The Lemon™: fuck
Adam The Lemon™: make kids
Adam The Lemon™: make kids the leaders of city
Adam The Lemon™: go fuck up the other cities
Adam The Lemon™: liberate earth
Adam The Lemon™: fuck more
Adam The Lemon™: die
Adam The Lemon™: the ned
Adam The Lemon™: end

 

18:26 - Martz: ...i wish i had a futa sister
18:26 - Martz: whatever i can't satisfy all my fetishes
18:26 - Euskal Herria Ta Askatasuna: fuckin lol
18:26 - Martz: SO HOW ABOUT THE WEATHER

21:52 - raisedfhqwhgads: LEGALIZE GAY WEED IN TAMRIEL

6:24 PM - islam right: Reede Brewster has kicked 'Mark Falcon' (being wired). @TheDovahneer

20:07 - boko haram insurgent: i have much to learn oh wise one
20:07 - The Real Kyundi: e at shit.

22:28 - '∂яσnɛ ʙυηηу' ::>: ARCADE
22:28 - Arcade: what
23:37 - '∂яσnɛ ʙυηηу' ::> is now Offline.

16:56 - Adam The Lemon™: im going to go on a hl2rp server and make a fat, ugly, disgusting, and gay guy.
16:56 - Arcade: why are you making parashock

6:07 AM - Martz: it ain't gay to stick your dick in a hole, 'tis gay to get fucked

 

you basically just quoted yourself
thats not cool man

 

Masterreys100: FUCK YOU
Daler Mehnd: hi?
Masterreys100: you unsub from me
Masterreys100:
Daler Mehnd: so?

the mind of 12 year olds

 

11:53 PM - Atebite: praise pocahontas

9:22 PM - hikki_: I
9:22 PM - hikki_: AM
9:22 PM - hikki_: RETARDED
9:22 PM - Ghoulie: I know.

 

Duspende_: im so baked rn nigga
Duspende_: its like you cant describe color to a black person
Duspende_: i mean blind person
Duspende_: fuck

 

Watch out guys, Duspende is gonna outsource the entire HL2RP community.

 

10:20 - Memer: signing up the petition to legalize gay weed
10:20 - Peanut: legalize D4nk Meme$
10:20 - Memer: that too
10:20 - Memer: god damn it putin
10:20 - Peanut: stuff my bum full of cock

why

 

Watch out guys, Sixx is hoping on the bandwagon of "lol guys i hate duspende lol wtf xdddddd"

 

Yeah let's talk about that bandwagon I'm totally hopping on.
PS. You joined less than a month ago. I wouldn't try to argue this. You will lose. Get on topic.

 

You can't argue with the cool kids anyway if you were on a bandwagon. You'll get attacked by the "How dare you talk shit!" squad.
I'm not saying you're hopping on a bandwagon though.

 

As you can see, that is someone named DOGESPENDE not Duspende.. Lmao what a pleb.

OT:
Memer: lol
Memer: bad challenge nigga
Memer: its on

 

that used to be his c16 name

outsource it to india
all the hl2rp staff use voice
they can barely speak english and you cant understand them over a shitty mic

 

tbh duspende was pretty sexy looking - just put him on the front cover of hl2rp and bam, they like "where dis nigga reside"

god damn who knew that newcomers were so retarded

 

If you didn't realize, I was joking. Who knew that local LemonPunch Staff Members have no sense of humor.

OT:
Sim2014ftw: i just downloaded bdl2
Sim2014ftw: and its one of the few games my potato can run

 

my friend has fucking autism
and yes im serious about it

Spoiler: contains too much autism

ivan i am from ruska xdd: you're a fegg
BLλZING_DUST: you're a faguette
ivan i am from ruska xdd: you're also autistic :^)
BLλZING_DUST: nice naymay
ivan i am from ruska xdd: thx bb <33
ivan i am from ruska xdd: is fake rusky cika nam
BLλZING_DUST: ok
ivan i am from ruska xdd is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

 

just like you?
jk
jk
jk
uhh, more msg's <---

Moses: ur a fagit
SheepCube: faget
Moses: u hav aids :^)
SheepCube: pesent
SheepCube is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

ur autistic, just like a dick-stick.

 

that's a sick burn there oooo haha xdddddddddd

 

y mean chinese burn m88

 

ok cool nice

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