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Funny Steam Chats

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by Adam The Lemon™, Jul 20, 2015.

  1. SwiftingFinest

    SwiftingFinest Clockwork Customer

    I regret pressing the "List" link..Well, I sort of regret it.

    OT: I haven't got the copy and paste but I know once a 10 year old was saying he was coming to my house to kill me because he hacked me internet and he said his dad was going to shoot me because he hates me or some shit. I laughed for like 2 days before he blocked me.
     
  2. Charlie B. Barkin

    Charlie B. Barkin Charlie B. Barkin

    I don't have a saved log, but I and some friends convinced a kid that he was speaking to Gabe Newell and Bill Gates about how he was going to be featured in a game. Very funny night.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  3. Tommy

    Tommy used to be relevant Moderator Clockwork Customer

    replace every nehey with nigga and thats my steam conversations
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  4. Swear this was from Criken...
     
  5. MaXenzie: Let's RP
    MaXenzie: "Stop! Evil person!"
    BLλZING_DUST: "fuck off kid"
    BLλZING_DUST: *kills you with .357 magnum [100/100]*
    MaXenzie: "Edgy." **Buttman attempts to stab the edgelord in the stomach.
    BLλZING_DUST: "roll"
    MaXenzie: /roll
    MaXenzie: idk
    MaXenzie: "Uh
    BLλZING_DUST: [100/100]
    MaXenzie: "I rolled...Uh.
    MaXenzie: "12."
    MaXenzie: "Out of 2"
    BLλZING_DUST: "ok i rolled uh 13 out of 1"
    MaXenzie: "So..I dodge?"
    BLλZING_DUST: "die bich"
    BLλZING_DUST: *kills you*
    MaXenzie: /me dodges
    BLλZING_DUST: /it no
    MaXenzie: "Bitch."
    MaXenzie: /it yes
    BLλZING_DUST: "fgt"
    BLλZING_DUST: /it no
    MaXenzie: /me kills edgelord villain
    BLλZING_DUST: /it dont make me mad
    BLλZING_DUST: /it no
    BLλZING_DUST: /it no
    BLλZING_DUST: /it no
    /it no
    BLλZING_DUST: /it no
    BLλZING_DUST: /it no
    BLλZING_DUST: /it no
    BLλZING_DUST: /it no
    MaXenzie: /it YES
    BLλZING_DUST: /it you already know what
    BLλZING_DUST: /it fuck it im dead
    MaXenzie: "PK"
    BLλZING_DUST: "ok"
    MaXenzie: "Jk.
    MaXenzie: "NLR"
    BLλZING_DUST: "k"
     
  6. BLλZING_DUST

    BLλZING_DUST what is even serious rp anymore

    if you even consider this funny then I would be already a comedian
     
    • Informative Informative x 1
  7. SireElite

    SireElite what's the big fucking deal?

    i did not even move my lips
    :(
    i dont get this.
    is it ment to be some "one word to be described" autistic roleplay as a banter? mofo.
    your so close bro. you'll see kevin in the star's, glaring at u with his flat black and white palm of his hand.
     
  8. nehey theres the high roller
     
  9. He's not a LemonPunch staff member.
     
  10. Sweet,guy from LP. Give me SA please.

    OT : Eh,I got nothing. Uh...
    SwiftingFinest: This is a conversation between Send Nudes or I'll be a savage and yourself, A fucking huge chin.
    A fucking huge chin: Oh
    A fucking huge chin: I have nudes
    A fucking huge chin: Of my chin
    A fucking huge chin: If u lyk
     
    Last edited: Jul 21, 2015
  11. MaXenzie: http://forums.cloudsixteen.com/threads/would-superhero-rp-work.15278/page-2#post-159722
    [HL2:CP] Pyroland is fun!: my superhero would be
    [HL2:CP] Pyroland is fun!: sex man
    MaXenzie: Lol
    [HL2:CP] Pyroland is fun!: or like
    MaXenzie: Just
    MaXenzie: Fucking
    [HL2:CP] Pyroland is fun!: dildo warrior supreme
    MaXenzie: Women just...
    MaXenzie: Orgasm on sight.
    [HL2:CP] Pyroland is fun!: yes
    [HL2:CP] Pyroland is fun!: im a walking penis
    [HL2:CP] Pyroland is fun!: or
    [HL2:CP] Pyroland is fun!: a penis on ym head
    [HL2:CP] Pyroland is fun!: 'dickhead'
    [HL2:CP] Pyroland is fun!: fuck
    [HL2:CP] Pyroland is fun!: i just called myself a dickhead
    MaXenzie: Yes you did.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  12. SireElite

    SireElite what's the big fucking deal?

    piss on your hero's
    i'd be a DVD player if you catch my drift :^)
     
  13. SwiftingFinest: Oh no
    SwiftingFinest:
    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBHvJrVma8Y

    MaXenzie: No...
    MaXenzie: It's not possible.
    SwiftingFinest: ;-;
    SwiftingFinest: Sp-
    SwiftingFinest: Spooky
    SwiftingFinest: Scccaaaaarrrryyyyyyy
    MaXenzie: It's not possible that I DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE SHIT!
    MaXenzie: Also,you interrupted my wank.
    SwiftingFinest: OMG GUESS WHA-
    SwiftingFinest: oh
    MaXenzie: I was reading some Harley Quinn fanfics.
    SwiftingFinest: wtf
    SwiftingFinest: Fanfic
    SwiftingFinest: ew
    MaXenzie: And then I thought you'd send me serious shit.
    MaXenzie: But no.
    SwiftingFinest: HA no
    MaXenzie: Fucking skeletons.
    MaXenzie: Anti-Wanker.
    SwiftingFinest: Spooky scary skeletons
    SwiftingFinest:
    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auEA9Ay6G0o

    SwiftingFinest: ;-;
    MaXenzie: Fuck off!
    MaXenzie: Wanking!
    SwiftingFinest: Shrek is love
    SwiftingFinest: Shrek is life
    MaXenzie: Imma send a imgur of me wanking to you,how about that?
    SwiftingFinest: what
    SwiftingFinest: no
    MaXenzie: Then shut up.
     
  14. ^ Wtf did I just read?
     
  15. Zig

    Zig Guest

    harry enfields pootang: once i ejaculated whilst losing a kidney stone
    Zig: gg
     
  16. Aflac

    Aflac Big Guy

    all of my friends: aflac let me rub your bald head
     
    • Informative Informative x 1
  17. BLλZING_DUST

    BLλZING_DUST what is even serious rp anymore

    autism v2 in progress
    BLλZING_DUST: gmod 2 confurm??? haha get it garry newman cant count to 2 !!!!!!!!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    the anti-pepe :^): i would say funni meme
    the anti-pepe :^): but nah
    BLλZING_DUST: ok still funni meme : ^ )
    the anti-pepe :^): not really
    BLλZING_DUST: indeed
    BLλZING_DUST: I was just copypasting this
    BLλZING_DUST: from a turk
    BLλZING_DUST: on a regular games4lyf and other omega virgin fb pages
    the anti-pepe :^): fucking turks
    the anti-pepe :^): remov kebab 5 confurm???? haha get it i cant count to 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDDDDDDD
    BLλZING_DUST: what
     

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