Going back in time

What would you do if you could go back in time?

I would go back to the 60s and attend Woodstock.

 

absolutely fuck up EVERYTHING

 

i would illegally buy a lot of weapons and travel back in time to cromwells conquest of ireland and give the fucker a nasty surprise

 

i'd go back, find myself and tell them i'll be in hospital quite a bit and have a fetish for anthropomorphic animals

 

kill mick romney

 

i'd go back in time and download all the stuff i cant find on the internet anymore

 

Fuck myself

 

Tell myself to start sports earlier so that I'm not a fat cuck in middle school

 

the best part about middle school is making bad decisions so that you can correct them and make your life better in high school.

 

and so on until you have a family and bills

 

fix my social life

 

I'd go back to when I was really little, and research how I acted as a person, because from like 3-8 or 9 years of age, I acted really weird compared to how I act now. I was diagnosed with Aspergers at 6, but the place that diagnosed me (Kennedy-Krieger) said it may have been through my entire life beforehand. But nowadays, nobody can tell that I am autistic. So if I was able to, I would study my character back then, bring the research back to present time, and show it off to doctors and psychiatrists as a means of re-evaluating people with autism and Aspergers.

EDIT: Yes I'm being serious, before anyone says "lol wut"

 

I'd go back and deny the trade so I would have two AWP Redlines.

 

Reclaim Kosovo.

In all seriousness, I would totally go jack a T-72 in Afghanistan or some shit and go for a Slavic joyride.

I'd also throw a piss baloon at Bill Clinton.

 

shoot my past self and collapse the universe
alternatively, just make sure I DONT. FALL OFF. THE BIKE.

 

i wouldnt have made that wrong turn in albuquerque

 

kept myself from watching regular show