HL2rp Confessions

Basically post below something really cringey you did on HL2rp that was legit.

Confession: A while back when I was first starting out on Openaura, I became an android MPF that went around beating people to death sadistically.

 

I used to deliberately write /mes that were at least 10 lines long so people were forced the read the whole thing during a situation. Dex can confirm this

 

I threw a loyalist down the garbage chute in C17 when he tried to steal my radio.
He was amputated the next day.

 

Same here man, I used to own Towel Gaming (GOD IT WAS BAD)

 

I once made an autistic teenager surrounded by edgy assholes in a run down city, but then i realized i wasn't actually playing garrys mod.

 

I think I replaced a dark matter battery in someone's robot leg.

Oh yeah! I was also, at some point on Vortex, a "combine scientist". Which meant I was just a scientist guy who could not only boss around CP's (or at least pretend like I could, most of the time CP's just listened to me anyways without question) but also roam around as a "citizen" of sorts. I think at some point I tried to defect/help the rebels. It was legitimately fun to roleplay, but so lore-defying that it hurt. I think he ended up getting shot.

 

When I first began, my first character died one time and was brought back to life by G-Man (who as an admin), and given the ability of shooting vortigaunt lightnings and teleportation.

That wasn't good at all.

 

was forced to rp as rigby

said this in another thread but i'm pretty ashamed

idk i haven't done much

 

rigby?
like
from regular show?

anyway when i first started roleplaying i ran around spitting on people and calling them faggots

 

Back on a server called Whiskey company I RPed going to the shower section of the apartment complex and taking a huge shit on the shower drain

 

yes

rigby and mordecai

it was uh

interesting

 

I erped for so many fucking items back on synergy. Acess cards, union cards, pistols, smgs, kevlar, ownership of property, clothing.
Jesus it was fun.

 

I once had a head-crab character that could communicate by scratching bad English onto the floor.
TBH I become a living god on the server though.

 

I survived like 3 autonomous judgments and got recruited into Jericho's rebel cell, it was fucked because everyone would tell me when they were plotting assassinations on certain members

 

on an outlands server i erped for a rogue cp who i made to be a girl and have pink hair and a really plump ass. it was extremely fun to roleplay but uh.. uhh yeah

 

LOL jesus

 

I was jerichos erp bud
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