Howdy Chaps!

'Ello Chaps,
Name's Luke, as you can tell from the-... nevermind, it says Lockdown10. My name is Luke, my Steam name is Luke The Damn Brit, and I believe that my title on Cloudsixteen Forums is also that. I'm sexually identified as a male and I like women; I'm not f***ing, nor am I a f***ing Apache Helicopter; not f***ing, nor am I a genderfluid dragon. I'm actually in fact also identified as a pot of mayonnaise... also the least edgiest person even because I actually like people. <3

As you can tell from the rambling bollocks and use of the word bollocks and chap, how topical, that I am indeed British. Also because of the name. I'm from England, Watford; a quaint little town filled with cheeky c*ck waffles and saggy baggy c*nts. But it's pleasant and I enjoy my time down the rubba-dub-dub for a couple of pigs ears... translated to: "Pop down the pub for a couple of beers."
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Anyways, I've been with the Cloudsixteen community back since OpenAura. So for quite some time, not totally sure on the exact date but I know it was back in 2011 roughly. HL2RP is my main roleplaying schema I partake in, as it is my favourite, and I do try my best to get people to play it, but it obviously seems like it's dead, so my interests are intermittent.

I enjoy head rubs....
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PHRASING.

Tally ho chaps!

 

Welcome to the community man, don't mind the hagglers.

 

welcome my dude

hagglers amirite?

 

*giggles like a mid-pubescent school girl with shorter than what's considered legal, shorts*
I've been here a while, but thanks. - I just haven't actually posted an introduction post yet, so thought I should.

 

please dont do that again
this isnt shamchat

 

*Giggles like a woman?...* - *Questionable antics*

 

what the fuck are you even saying that's not being english bruv

 

u dizzy bruv i spekin tru english ye

 

you're hopeless.

 

And you're equally as hopeful chap!

 

It's enforced by our hardcore Christian moderating staff.

Welcome to this website, I guess.

 

I just tend to respect that not all people appreciate swearing -- 'cos I am a good boy that went to a Catholic school, hur dur.

 

Welcome back to the forums.

 

I went to a Catholic school and I don't like to swear either lol

 

fucking catholics taking over. cunts.

 

It's actually the pastafarians you need to keep an eye on.

 

shut the fuck up they're all the same