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Joke thread

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by Dub, Apr 25, 2014.

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  1. Dub

    Dub Guest

    That joke was so dark,
    it was picking cotton.
     
    Dub, Apr 25, 2014
    #1
  2. Omega

    Omega

    Your face.
     
    Omega, Apr 25, 2014
    #2
  3. Dub

    Dub Guest

    What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

    We're both lawyers.
     
    Dub, Apr 25, 2014
    #3
  4. walter2

    walter2

    What's the difference between a baby and a big, juicy hamburgers?
    I don't rape my hamburgers before I eat them
     
    walter2, Apr 25, 2014
    #4
  5. TimTimTommy

    TimTimTommy birds are my fetish

    What's better then swinging a dead baby around a pole at 100 miles per hour?

    Stopping it with a shovel.
     
    TimTimTommy, Apr 25, 2014
    #5
  6. Dub

    Dub Guest

    Old joke.
     
    Dub, Apr 25, 2014
    #6
  7. walter2

    walter2

    No you
     
    walter2, Apr 26, 2014
    #7
  8. Valterain1

    Valterain1 Guest

    Walter, you look like Betty White with a backwards mullet.
     
    Valterain1, Apr 26, 2014
    #8
  9. walter2

    walter2

    You're a bigger one.
     
    walter2, Apr 26, 2014
    #9
  10. Plexi

    Plexi Guest

    fag

    kind of ok

    fag

    fag

    fag

    fag

    fag

    inb4 funny jokez!!111
     
    Plexi, Apr 26, 2014
    #10
  11. walter2

    walter2

    Whats the difference between you and I?

    One of us isn't going to be raped tonight.
     
    walter2, Apr 26, 2014
    #11
  12. Generisk Løytnant

    Generisk Løytnant

    What were the last things that went through the 9/11 jumpers' minds?

    Their ankles.

    9/11, that shit's funny 24/7.
     
    Generisk Løytnant, Apr 26, 2014
    #12
  13. MrSky

    MrSky player:NotifyAll("hitler is best") Clockwork Customer

    Have you heard about the new Voltswagen? (Might be Offensive to some...)

    It can fit two in the front, three in the back, and 6,000,000 Jews in the ashtray.
     
    MrSky, Apr 26, 2014
    #13
  14. walter2

    walter2

    Leave it to Hitler to make a holocaust joke.
     
    walter2, Apr 26, 2014
    #14
  15. Dub

    Dub Guest

    Everything Bo Burnham says.
     
    Dub, Apr 26, 2014
    #15
  16. TheDogFather

    TheDogFather Guest

    Jo mama so stupid, "she" attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb.
     
    TheDogFather, Apr 26, 2014
    #16
  17. ShadowOfDoubt

    ShadowOfDoubt In the grim dark future. There is only SCG.

    After handing over a $10 note for an item that cost $7, an autistic ran away empty handed.

    - Turns out they couldn't handle the change.
     
    ShadowOfDoubt, Apr 26, 2014
    #17
  18. walter2

    walter2

    What's worse than cutting your finger?
    Abortion.
     
    walter2, Apr 26, 2014
    #18
  19. TimTimTommy

    TimTimTommy birds are my fetish

    If 9/11 jokes are acceptable, I guess no one will mind my Boston Marathon jokes.

    Boston Tea Party? More like Boston Tea and Tea Party.

    The Boston Marathon was so great, some of the runner's couldn't feel their legs afterwards.

    Did you see the Boston Marathon last year? I heard it was a blast.
     
    TimTimTommy, Apr 26, 2014
    #19
  20. walter2

    walter2

    What's worse than death?
    9/11
     
    walter2, Apr 26, 2014
    #20
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