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Kenny is Love, Kenny is Life

Discussion in 'Creative Media' started by Dremek, Sep 2, 2014.

  1. someone had to do it

    Kenny Is Love Kenny is Life.

    I was only 9 years old I loved Kenny so much, I had all the games and merchandise
    I pray to Kenny every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
    Kenny is love I say, Kenny is life
    My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
    I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Kenny
    I called him a cunt
    He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
    Im crying now, and my face hurts
    I lay in bed and its really cold
    A warmth is moving towards me.
    I feel something touch me
    Its Kenny
    I am so happy
    He whispers in to ear "This is my boat"
    He grabs me with his powerful zombie-killing hands and puts me on my hands and knees
    I'm ready
    I spread my ass cheeks for Kenny
    He penetrates my butthole
    It hurts so much but I do it for Kenny
    I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
    I push against his force
    I want to please Kenny
    He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
    My dad walks in
    Kenny looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all wellington now"
    Kenny leaves through my window
    Kenny is love, Kenny is life

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    (Instead of doing HW I spent 20 minutes making these profile pictures.)

    Enjoy~
     
  2. TheHipster

    TheHipster rhenz is a fairly decent fellow

    this shouldn't be in creative media.
     
  3. it's a poem

    and profile pictures
     
  4. TimTimTommy

    TimTimTommy birds are my fetish

    i find this very creative.
     
  5. Owl

    Owl smoke weed

    if you're trying to get us to like u stop
    if you're trying to be funny stop
     
  6. what the fuck why do you do this to me
     
  7. For Clementine, Ken.
     
  8. SolaceIsntActuallyHere

    SolaceIsntActuallyHere Clockwork Customer

    hey guys we should stop bashing on kemerd just because he's done things in the past

    [member=5728]Owl[/member]

    also nice
     
  9. I just realized why boats are falling in the background, in the video.
    It's now 20 times better.
     
  10. Adler

    Adler cwSexySaveData:SaveSomePieceOfShit() Clockwork Customer

  11. Pudsey

    Pudsey Guest

    No, IT SHOULD BE IN A MUSEUM.
     
  12. TheHipster

    TheHipster rhenz is a fairly decent fellow

    Because it's boring?
     
  13. Pudsey

    Pudsey Guest

    No. Because it's Art.
     
  14. [​IMG]

    Owl made this amazing gif of our god.
     
  15. not walter

    not walter Guest

    Oi

    User was warned for this post by Atebite (Shitpost).
     

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