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Lame joke thread

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by kurozael, Oct 14, 2016.

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  1. TimTimTommy

    TimTimTommy birds are my fetish

    this election
     
    TimTimTommy, Oct 15, 2016
    #21
  2. Generisk Løytnant

    Generisk Løytnant

    I hate jokes about German sausages.

    They're the wurst.

    Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

    Because it was soda-pressing.

    I knew I shouldn't have eaten the seafood.

    I'm feeling a little eel.

    I bought shoes from a drug dealer once.

    I don't know what he laced them with, but I'm always tripping.

    Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

    They haven't got a gig yet.

    What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

    Nobody knows.

    I used to hate facial hair,

    but then it grew on me.
     
    Generisk Løytnant, Oct 15, 2016
    #22
  3. pancock

    pancock

    what did the dog say to the cat.

    nothing, animals can't talk.
     
    pancock, Oct 15, 2016
    #23
  4. Lev

    Lev certified honorable guy

    why was 6 scared of 7? because 7 8 9
     
    Lev, Oct 15, 2016
    #24
  5. dead flag blues

    dead flag blues "...ours is a world of nuclear giants..." Clockwork Customer

    The other day a clown held the door open for me...
    I thought it was a kind jester.
     
    dead flag blues, Oct 15, 2016
    #25
  6. cash wednesday

    cash wednesday Guest

    What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta.
     
    cash wednesday, Oct 15, 2016
    #26
  7. Doris

    Doris

    the 16k fund
     
    Doris, Oct 15, 2016
    #27
  8. Sixx

    Sixx presidential #1 Legend

    Are you sure? I heard he went with his
    Ghoul Friend
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    Sixx, Oct 15, 2016
    #28
  9. Aflac

    Aflac Big Guy

    What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

    A bulldozer.
     
    Aflac, Oct 15, 2016
    #29
  10. klark

    klark α

    severance being made
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    klark, Oct 15, 2016
    #30
  11. Dan22

    Dan22

    My names hugh mungus
     
    Dan22, Oct 15, 2016
    #31
  12. Doris

    Doris

    HUGH MUNGUS WOT??!!
     
    • Disagree Disagree x 1
    Doris, Oct 15, 2016
    #32
  13. Generisk Løytnant

    Generisk Løytnant

    **the Vietnamese.
     
    Generisk Løytnant, Oct 15, 2016
    #33
  14. CPT. Maxii

    CPT. Maxii Clockwork Customer

    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

    Bison.
     
    CPT. Maxii, Oct 15, 2016
    #34
  15. Profit

    Profit Clockwork Customer

    the capitalist regime
    like come on guys
     
    Profit, Oct 16, 2016
    #35
  16. dead flag blues

    dead flag blues "...ours is a world of nuclear giants..." Clockwork Customer

    What does D.N.A. stand for?
    National Dyslexic Association.
     
    dead flag blues, Oct 16, 2016
    #36
  17. Sixx

    Sixx presidential #1 Legend

    Hey man that's not funny, people who have sexdaily shouldn't be made fun of.
     
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    • Disagree Disagree x 1
    Sixx, Oct 16, 2016
    #37
  18. Neighbourhood Nignog

    Neighbourhood Nignog

    What's grey and black with a skull mask on his face, holding a light machine gun?

    A motherfucking bulldozer.
     
    Neighbourhood Nignog, Oct 16, 2016
    #38
  19. Roth

    Roth 45 Spesiale Maatskappy

    actually, that'd be Death, one of the four horsemen in the in Tom Clancy's The Division. in the incursion 'Dragon's Nest', you must fight him and the other guys making up the collective.
     
    Roth, Oct 16, 2016
    #39
  20. Neighbourhood Nignog

    Neighbourhood Nignog

    Check attachment.
     

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    Neighbourhood Nignog, Oct 16, 2016
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