Lame joke thread

yes i know.

 

Good, you can live another day.

 

@Roth is the biggest joke on this website

 

not as bad as @TimTimTommy

 

**Insert something about the holocaust here**

 

HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY DABBING COMPILATION NUMBER 530021

 

die faggot

punchline

 

There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living.

He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child.

He loved to make the train go as fast as possible.

Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash.

He made it out, but a single person died.

Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident.

He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution.

When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal.

After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair.

The switch was flown, sparks flew and smoke filled the air- but nothing happened.

The man was perfectly fine.

Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free.

And somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train.

Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon.

Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people.

The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution.

For his final meal, the man requested two bananas.

After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair.

The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was once again unharmed.

Well, this of course meant that he was free to go.

And once again, he somehow manages to get his old job back.

To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people.

And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death.

On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal- three bananas.

"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat, we're strapping you in and doing this now."

Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal.

The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was still unharmed.

The executioner was speechless.

The man looked at the executioner and said "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."

 

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents.

 

does anyone know how to read korean i want to learn korean

 

Why was the HL2RP schema being discounted?

Spoiler

There was kuro sale.

 

I was going to post the longest joke in the world but it was too long, so here you go.

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

Congrats if you read it all, I managed to sit through it in a lengthy tech lesson back in secondary school.

 

y'know, i feel sorry for homeless gay people. they have no closet to come out of.

 

what are jokes actually?

 

your life

 

**some twisted fucking shit**

 

AND THEN HE SAID, That's not me inside of you