Last Meal

You are inside your cell on death-row; it's the final night before you are executed through lethal injection. (unless you wanna be shot or some shit fine by me.) A guard slips you a piece of paper; where you put in your details for your last meal.

What do you get?

Rules:
-$30 Limit
-No crazy shit
-No Firearms
-No any sort of weapons
-Has to be edible
-Has to be considered a food
-Fuck you duspende
-You can't kill any one with the fucking food jesus christ.
-You can't kill anyone period.
-You can't hurt ANYONE either.

 

Oklahoma has a $15 limit on the last meal; Florida has a $40.

It makes it more interesting to have people keep to a $30 limit.

 

A nice little bit of surstr?mming, yum.

 

Rules edited.

How fucking hard is it to follow $30 rule?

 

Segways are cool.

I'd literally just get, "all I can eat buffet." That's literally it.

You can break the plates and use them as weapons.
You can just use the plates as weapons anyways.
You can use a fork as a weapon.
You can use a spoon as a weapon.
You can use a butter-knife as a weapon.
You can use a steak-knife as a weapon.

>tfw you can use anything as a weapon.

Yeah, all you can eat buffet.

 

Chocolate lava cake from Dominos with a cup of cold milk.

 

A cooked breakfast (Sausages, egg, bacon, hash brown, etc...)

With a delicious pudding.

 

Yes.

Spoiler

And then I'd stab the guard with the fork and escape.

 

[member=5634]Vex[/member]'s dead corpse

That's worth 30 USD right?

JK

Seriously 30$ worth of Oreos and a glass of milk.

 

Fuck all of you; a nice burger with fries and shit man.

With like a shit ton of Coke and shit.

 

I'd tell them to order some Chinese from some ghetto Chinese restaurant and then let them sit on the phone for an hour while they try to figure out what the order is.

would be:

Chicken Fried Rice w/ Gravy
Sweet and Sour Chicken w/ out the sauce already on it
Some white rice and soy sauce
Some fortune cookies
A large coke

At the Chinese restaurant where I live nearest to, that would be just shy of 30 dollars, around 28 dollars or 28.50.

Cheap huh?

sarcasm

 

Technically, I could strangle a guard through the jail cell. I wouldn't kill him. Just make him unconscious. Technically it wouldn't hurt getting strangled. It's not like I'm beating him with a lead pipe. So there we go. I would have 4 Doritos Locos Tacos (2 cool ranch, 2 nacho cheese) and a big glass of Turkey Hill brand sweet tea.

 

I'd take:

Breakfast:
- 2 chocolate chip pancakes.
- 2 links sausage.
- 2 strips bacon.
- 2 eggs, over medium.
- 1 Barqs Rootbeer.

Lunch & Dinner:
- 1 Pancheros Burrito. Rice, no beans, steak, queso, corn, tomatoes, medium salsa and guacamole. Toasted.
- 1 Bag "Food Should Taste Good" multigrain tortilla chips.
- 1 Jar "Salsa Verde de Habanero" from local store.
- 1 Barqs root beer.

Dessert:
- 1 bottle ginger beer.
- 1 tin homemade chocolate chip cookies.

That should run close to $30.

 

I'd eat your mom.
Then use the remaining 29$ to get the most expensive burger and fries I could with that.

 

$29.98 she kinda bumped up her prices a bit.

bruh I start this fun original ass forum game for people and no one gives a shit. smh.

 

It's like a melted queso sauce. Monterrey jack I would assume.
If you ever come stateside, look up Pancheros and see if its around.

 

Leave your edginess at HL2 RP. Nobody wants to here how you can escape prison with just a shirt and some pants.