Let's Play a Game - HL2RP Server Owner V2

You are the owner of the world's most famous HL2RP server. You receive $450.00 a day in server donations. What do?

 

Make sure it doesn't turn into LP or SCG. Go on the forums to receive a bunch of hate from the plebs ....[member=5152]TheHipster[/member]

User was warned for this post by Atebite (Community bashing).

 

Check staff members
Demote shitty ones
Check high command and unit roster
De-whitelist shitty ones
Use donation money to make an outlands server with 64 slots
Demote shitty Super Admins who gave the shitty staff members/HC their shit, respectively

 

User was warned for this post by Monkah (Community Bashing).

 

A server running Clockwork would literally destroy the internet if it could run 200 players. Shit lags like hell at fifty.

 

It seems you have not noticed:
Forum Lounge does not apply logic.

 

Time to do this the C16 way.
Go on your SeCtorial and LOLkill some noobs who are trying to learn the game.

 

While using one of those YouTube music mods to play the Trololololo song to everyone on the server.... LEL.

 

DDOS the shit out of Synergy and SCG because of all that money,

You can probably afford like platinum for like 200 bot-nets.

Even better.

DDOS em right when they start up the server after a restart, perfect bootin time.

 

change the map to gm_construct

:^)

 

Hire a Valve dev to make CW not lag at over two hundred players, and make a map that can bypass the brush limit without causing hardware lag. Afterwards, create four other servers set in Nova Prospekt (or some cumbean concentration camp esque thing), Canals, Coast, and Forest all using custom maps that go far beyond the brush limit, and all can be accessed through certain areas in other maps. After that, 3/4 of the LP playerbase and the entirety of all small servers congregates to my community (Teslastrike hue hue), giving me over 20,000 members.

 

change the server to phase four
proceed to make multibillion dollar empire advertising my server as phasefourhl2rp and making a cider two server thats on rp_downtown_v2

save up for 1 week

buy 500 bots and ddos all popular darkrp servers

hire 60 hackers to delete all those dakrp servers data

advertise this "hip new gamemode cider two"

congregate all the darkrp scrubs with p2w donation classes and generators

proceed to enforce serious rp

suddenly have a srs cider rp

all while buying valve and hiring them to make a new roleplay framework called tacoworkscriptsuperroleplay

finish it in 86 years

suddenly have world empire

build spaceships

preach tacoworkscriptsuperroleplay to aliens

we create the universal union

dominate the universe with tacoworkscriptsuperroleplay

 

Pay kuro to play on the server and say 8/8 m8

 

take money
buy nice stuff
8)

 

Pull a ParaShock and lie about how much the server makes a month, making all of the gullible morons fall for your crap and buy even more items from your store.

 

I'll have you know I don't accept donations


> Universal Combine Rulers Gaming Roleplay| Super Fast Download| TONS OF ADDONS| Donation Sale| Plugins| Free MPF | Admin Apps Open| plugins| crafting| sleeping| kurozael himself gives server 10/10| c16 official| c16 supported

 

I'm not sure why we got warned for this, but okay...

OT:
Imagine all the hate somebody would get for that if they actually did that.

 

Yeah do this.


Or DDOs all your competition, one or the other.