Let's write a Story!

So the rules/guidelines of this forum game are
1) Post a sentence that follows the previous in a crowdsourced story.
2) Don't be dumb and ruin the story ("LE HEAD EXPLODEDERD"). Realism is more fun in the long run.
3) ONE SENTENCE. NO EXCEPTIONS
4) It nevers ends. No "the end"s or anything like that.
5) Don't start a new point every post. Continue the previous posts momentum.

Example game:
User 1- John went to the store.
User 2- There he saw Jane, who he hadn't seen since college.
User 3- He approached her, and greeted her with a "Hiya Jane!"
etc

Okay, here we go.


It was 6 in the morning, and the cold autumn air rushed in and out of Jay's lungs as he ran down the quiet residential street.

 

The large vehicle had blown clean through the fence that separated Jay's gated community from the local wheat farm, and it was now headed straight for a house.

 

There, stood our hero, In his suburban shitty gated farm community, Jay.

 

Before Jay laid a crowd of wrappers who held sick rhymes..yo'.

 

Everyone looked at the futuristic vehicle, confused, as it shot a rocket into the nearby toolshed as a warning.

 

Jay ran the fuck back into his house, grabbing his little shitty .22 pistol.

 

He entered the house quietly, despite the noise outside, and snuck upstairs to wake up his girls.

 

He pulled the girls panties off and proceeded to engage in procreational activities with them - after this, he continued to evacuate his household.

 

He said, "Have you heard about the longest word in the being pronounced before?"
Shocked, the man replied "No, can you say it for me?"
"Sure!"

Spoiler

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Out of breath he said, "That's all I can remember though..."

 

The man looked stunned, and exited the house slowly, grabbing Jay's blender as he backed out the kitchen doors.

 

//aflac not caring about breaking thread rules gg no re

 

Jay ran after the man with his blender, eventually catching up to him and shoving his head into the air conditioning unit next to his house.

 

Being next to the garage, he decided to head in and get in his car.

 

He got in his 193?'s junker and drove off blasting the speakers, eventually crashing into a house.

aint nobody got time for dat

 

died of childbirth

 

was shot by cumbeans and made into a stalker

 

And now a new hero arises from the ashes.. His name was 'Viper and his desc was | Male | 6'9 | Loves ERP | Augments and he was going to save the world.. Our hero started at --

 

shocking core gaming trainstation

 

He was approached by an admin, who was no clipping with the physgun out, and had the SeC model.