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make a fake story and rate the person above you on how believable it is, the thread.

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by klark, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. klark

    klark α

    so i had a hl2rp server a long time ago, i had this co-owner named jackson, he was nice ig
    one day, i didn't want to be with the server anymore, so i forked over the owner rank and shit to jackson
    he said i forgot the key
    i told him i'm not going to give it cause if i still want to come back i still have ownership of it
    he proceeds to go on a 10 minute rant on about how i dont trust him
    he has had a past of lying, being demoted to user and working his way back up to co-owner
    he calls me a retard and says hes going to ddos the server and take it over
    he demotes me and bans me
    i get in the server console and perm ban him and his IP, along with unbanning my self
    i gave my self back owner
    his IP was logged in the console
    i think you know what happens next
    this was back in 2013 so its long gone, maybe you were a past user.
     
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  2. klark

    klark α

    move to fast threads or wahtever
     
  3. SleepyMode

    SleepyMode Clockwork Customer

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  4. Sim2014ftw

    Sim2014ftw le professional leaker

    7/10 needed more jackson

    Story:
    I once developed a schema about real life city RP
    @kurozael gave me a dev key
    it sold for 30 dollars and got a shit ton of copies sold.
     
  5. vexus

    vexus ej rockwell's worst nightmare Staff Member Manager Legend Clockwork Customer

    Moved.

    1/10 for getting a dev key and developing a schema and not just buying C2 instead, and selling a schema.
     
  6. Roth

    Roth 45 Spesiale Maatskappy

    i had friends
     
  7. klark

    klark α

    @Vexus you gotta make a story if you're going to rate someone else's.

    I once met Matty B Rap's, I called him a faggot.
     
  8. vexus

    vexus ej rockwell's worst nightmare Staff Member Manager Legend Clockwork Customer

    at school and on mobile, couldnt
     
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  9. Sim2014ftw

    Sim2014ftw le professional leaker

    10/10
    i once met roth
    he wasn't in his fursuit
     
  10. Roth

    Roth 45 Spesiale Maatskappy

    0/10 i don't even have enough money for one

    i was doing my important english coursework at 14:41, wednesday february 3rd...
     
  11. Aflac

    Aflac Big Guy

    No, you were procrastinating. 3/10

    So back in 2011 I was sitting in the healing garden of the hospital and trying to find my bouncy ball, which I had dropped.
    I was rummaging through the bushes, looking for the army green bastard.
    My mom said she thought that it bounced off the building (the garden is on a 7th floor terrace). I said no, and continued looking.
    Funnily enough, I found another bouncy ball. I was pretty content because all I really wanted was a bouncy ball.
    Then I went back to cancer stuff.
     
  12. Sim2014ftw

    Sim2014ftw le professional leaker

    8/10 got a bouncy ball
    It has to be fake stories so yeah
    I once was on a server on an alt
    People thought i was a girl for some reason
    i went along with it
    people really thought i was a girl
    then i went on their teamspeak, it was a mess, but they stopped talking as soon as i entered the lobby
    morphvox to a deep manly voice
    deep manly moan
    everyone is like "WAIT WHAT WTF YOU ARENT A GIRL"
    leave the teamspeak
    never come back again
     
  13. Rhenz

    Rhenz Who needs a map? Staff Member Moderator Legend

    5/10, sounds like the dumb shit you would do.

    Back some time when I played football, I was on this workout plan during the summer that would keep me in shape I guess, so anyway I decided to make a sundae or some shit and I was like, "I haven't done my workout yet", so I set it aside and went at it. So I'm breathing pretty hard from my little power workout thing, and I spill some whip cream on myself(I was shirtless btw) and so I sit back on my bed, wipe it off and shove my finger into my mouth -- as soon as my mom walks in.

    She starts ranting and raving about ho her son is a faggot and my dad comes in and starts ranting and raving about how he didn't raise a son to eat his own cum and what not,

    all while I sit there enjoying my sundae. it was a good ass sundae.
     
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  14. Aflac

    Aflac Big Guy

    9/10 very hot ;)

    I secretly hate Frozen and do this just to be a big meme

    (also OP I think you should change it to be like "tell a story and figure out whether the above is true or fake")
     
  15. one time i lost admin privileges on my teamspeak for months
     
  16. Squirrels Mcgee

    Squirrels Mcgee fallout 4 = "power armour hoarding sim"

    ??/10 Wot.

    One time I saw roth doing some decent rp, spooky right?

    RIGHT GUYS!?!!
     
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  17. Roth

    Roth 45 Spesiale Maatskappy

    you know i was literally going to be like "but i put full effort into my rp" before rereading the title

    uh, 0/10, we all know i'm good at rp :3

    i went into town today, getting the bus home. two muslims where having a proper scrap outside sainsbury's. now, town isn't the best place around, as it's full of muzzies, yorkies and chavs, but, eh, it can be nice if you look around the rubbish.

    anyway, one of these guys pulls a fucking nine millimeter out, points it at the guys face, and struggles to use the pistol. like, he didn't load it or put the safety off. crazy shit, man, crazy shit.

    i had to get on my bus but i can assume the rozzers shot them

    (part of this is true...)
     
  18. Sim2014ftw

    Sim2014ftw le professional leaker

    I bet the only true part is that you got on the bus.
    7/10
    I once wasn't dumb.
    hence the title guys
     
  19. Roth

    Roth 45 Spesiale Maatskappy

    0/10 retard
    and tbh it was true minus the gun. we don't have guns

    today i'm going to be doing my english coursework...
     
  20. SleepyMode

    SleepyMode Clockwork Customer

    0/10 IMPOSSIBLE!

    Once.. I had enough money to buy a schema.
     

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