Minge plays generic fantasy world

Dream of having sex with a wonderful man(?) and end up waking up having orgasmed to something

 

You're cast back into your original body because it's impossible for you to die as you have infinite regenerative powers.

 

You dream of having sex with the only man you could be attracted to...a rock. Eventually, you wake up, clothed in rags, in pitch darkness, humping the stony ground. What now?

 

Sell your rags to the nearby guard.

 

You cannot see any guards, or anything for that matter, let alone anything you can sell rags to. You can hear voices, and they do sound guard-like, however.
What do?

 

Walk towards the voices and sell them to the nearest homosexual man.

 

You walk towards the voices, taking several steps before reaching a wooden surface. After further investigation, it turns out the wooden surface belongs to a wooden door with a metal latch. You attempt to open the door with the metal latch, but the door won't budge either way.
What now?

 

Use your power penis to open it.

 

You attempt to use your penis power to open it, but then realize that you are a girl and therefore lack the required body part.
What now?

 

Open our eyes

 

Your eyes are already open.The room is just in pitch darkness.
What now?

 

Promise free sex to anyone above to convince them to open the hatch.

Plot twist. You have AIDS.

 

Fine, use your sausage purse to open it.

 

You shout "Can anyone please open the latch? I promise I'll have sex with you if you do!" You are slightly surprised by your voice. The answer you receive is short, and vague, but definitely sounds like a "No." Failing that plan, you proceed to use your vagina to open the door. The door not only opens, but opens with a magnificent explosion. You can see the two guards open-mouthed staring at you, and the environment you have found yourself in. A prison.
What do?

 

Engulf them with your sausage purse.

 

You turn your vagina into a flesh-eating beast that instantly devours one of the guards whole. The other guard drops their weapon and starts running, but the flesh-eating beast catches up to them, biting and gripping their leg. The flesh eating beast then slowly devours the guard until there is nothing left. The beast returns to what it was before. You see the weapon dropped from the guard in front of you.
What now?

 

Grab the weapons and store them in your vagina for future use.

+Weapons.
+Painful Vagina

 

You grab the weapon and store it in your private parts.
What now?

 

Go on an epic adventure to try and find Dub.

With Bo Burnham who was conviently standing around.

 

You decide to go on an epic adventure to go and find Dub. You aren't sure exactly how this 'Dub' is, but you're sure you'll find him.
Which you'll go about doing how?