Minge Plays Mockup Fantasy

Because I'm a dirty bastard. And I want to re-do one of at [member=4171]Tydosius[/member] 's thread in which he made this a thing.

While Valmasia is much like our own Earth, there are many key differences:

The world is powered by the life stream; an eternal flow of magical power that gives birth to all things. Magical power returns to the stream, to be recycled, cleansed, and used again. This creates the phenomena known as 'stars'.


There are very few diseases in the Valmasia Universe. Such things as cancer and HIV do not exist. The majority of diseases are spread through ill use of magic. Plagues occur when the life stream has become corrupt, and are a backlash of the negative magical power. This is why the practice of darkness magic is largly considered taboo, because it can corrupt the user and contribute to disasters. Now let's get into the fun.

You, Are a nameless hero in this new world, asleep in the midst of a dense forest. You can hear the snapping of twigs not to far away, and the hoot of an owl underneath the night sky.

 

We RP, right? Since you didn't clarify.

 

Just like the other one yeah, make literally any decision such as, "Walk north." "Rub Penis." "Pull out sword and stab yourself with it. (I'll fucking end you if you do this one.) and it'll be good. Can add more detail, but essentially RP Yes.

 

Hrm... Alright. Someone else go. I don't wanna be first ;-;

 

[me=NightAngel]keeps on sleepin', gotta get dat beauty sleep.[/me]

 

As you stupidly decide to sleep throughout the night, a large gruff man comes in your sleep and hits you over the head with a club! Oh NO! Upon regaining consciousness, you would have appeared to have your clothes stolen, now being bare-butt naked in the forest, nice going.

 

chop genitals off with a rock

 

Mother Fucker... As you grasp the nearest rock in your right hand, you would seem to place your genitals against the bast of the ground.. WHEN SUDDENLY, YOU REALIZE A POTION WAS SLIPPED INTO YOUR MOUTH WHILST YOU SLEPT! Your penis would begin to shrink inwards and with that, you would have a vagina and grow boobs. You are a woman, Harry.

 

Ascend into my planar form.

 

As much as you try and try to ascend, squeezing your vaginal muscles and the rest of your bodily muscles with that, you can not seem to ascend at this time, though you do shit out a large amount of feces onto the ground through all that stretching.

 

Use spell to turn feces into guardian to kill the overseer.

 

Mother fucker you don't know magic yet.... Says a voice inside your head that's totally not the narrator.

 

walk to nearest town

 

As you stumble through the forest, cold, hungry, clothes less and a woman now. You would stumble across a large camp filled with bandits, each having an odd looking piece of weaponry, women lying on the ground from the nasty and awful things they have done to them, and a boar roasting on the open fire.. You silently hide behind one of the nearest bushes and inspect them, pondering what to do.

 

grab a stick and assault them

 

Learns magic from rock with dragon word on it with badass shouting resonating from it. Sends feces guardian that is remade to help martz