Official Donald Trump TV ad

It looks like a generic movie trailer, lol.

 

trump is a living political cartoon.

 

is that some sort of House of Cards meme

I've been meaning to start that show now that I finished the first season of Narcos

 

I'd be happy either way. He drops out, its hilarious. He stays in, the democrats get shoed into the presidency.

 

hillarys ad

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8QFSXdvHD14


literally not even going to cut the head off isis 0/10

 

LITTLE FEMINIST
OOOOOOOOOOOOH GOD, nah man i don't fuck with this, atleast trump was savage about his statement 'We will cut off the head of isis and claim their oil'

EDIT: All jokes aside, I don't see how this helps her out at all. It's just about a feminist kid named Olivia with a learning disability that supports hillary. It's just highlighting that homosexual couples can become married and that Hillary is cool because she's the first woman president

 

Hi I have
two dads
I'm a feminist
go to special school
dyslexic

but nice girl Hillary let me join her campaign
So progressive OMG vote!!!!

 

Yeah like atleast highlight why people should vote for you, instead of having some girl name Olivia be all "hillary is the best because uhh....i support her??".

 

literally just making herself out to look politically correct and progressive

she's gonna fuck this country up

 

It's supposed to be cute guys, and ads like that are very successful in building an image

 

what are you one of them queer folk?

 

I'm straight cis white scum, Hillary doesn't want me

 

trump - savior of the United States
Hillary - old white witch
Bernie - commie
Ted Cruz - next good guy other then Trump
Jeb Bush - lol rip
other republican candidates - why haven't they dropped out yet ;(

 

cruz is alright i guess
hillary is a no no for me
i guess ill vote for trump or something iunno, i just like the fact that he's brutally honest about his views on the current world

ill probably end up looking through various speeches made by trump & hillary to finally decide

 

rather have trump than hillary tbh since that's what It'll probably come down to but y'know it's really whatever, i just hope whoever claims spot as president doesn't royally fuck us over

 

Histories and positions, I only listed offices of national note. Some may have been Congressman or State legislators.
Republicans
Jeb Bush - Former Governor of Florida. "Moderate Conservative", member of the Bush family. Has the most funding of any candidate. Establishment candidate.
Ben Carson - Medical Doctor with no political experience. Born into a poor family in Detroit, now a reknowned neurosurgeon. Appeals to Christian Conservatives.
Chris Christie - Governor of New Jersey. Considered center-right, or "too liberal" by many Republican voters. Establishment candidate.
Ted Cruz - Senator from Texas. Associated with Tea Party and Christian Conservatives, doesn't get along with establishment.
Carly Fiorina - Former CEO of Hewlett-Packard. Resigned under fire from Board, then ran an unsuccessful campaign for Senator. Appeals to warhawks and business interests.
Jim Gilmore - Former Governor of Virginia. Generally a moderate.
Mike Huckabee - Former Governor of Arkansas. Running on a Christian Conservative platform. Ran unsuccessfully for Republican nomination in 2008 and 2012.
John Kasich - Governor of Ohio. Like Christie, considered centrist. Establishment candidate.
Rand Paul - Senator from Kentucky. Libertarian (free people and free markets), and anti war.
Marco Rubio - Senator from Florida. Much like Bush, is a Moderate Conservative, considered electable and current favorite of the establishment. Hawkish. Young and "attractive".
Rick Santorum - Former Senator from Pennsylvania. Christian Conservative. Ran unsuccessfully for Republican nomination in 2008 and 2012
Donald Trump - Business magnate and reality TV star. Rallies the farther right reaches of the party, but is openly anti-establishment.
Democrats
Hillary Clinton - Former Secretary of State, Senator from New York, and First Lady. Moderate Democrat, 2nd most funded candidate. Establishment candidate.
Martin O'Malley - Former Governor of Maryland. Moderate Democrat, but perhaps the "midway" between Sanders and Clinton, is failing to pick up votes.
Bernie Sanders - Independent Senator from Vermont. Socialist & Progressive. Polls well with Democrats, but not with many independents.

Electability, this is my general (trying to be objective) opinion of whether they could win 1. the nomination for their party 2. the national election. I base this on funding, popularity among different voting groups, establishment favor and "skeleton in the closet". I also "smooth" against current polling, if they're low now doesn't mean they're "done".
Republicans
Jeb Bush - Yes. Yes.
Ben Carson - Maybe. No.
Chris Christie - Maybe. Yes.
Ted Cruz - Maybe. No.
Carly Fiorina - No. No.
Jim Gilmore - No. Maybe.
Mike Huckabee - Maybe. No.
John Kasich - Maybe. Yes.
Rand Paul - No. No.
Marco Rubio - Yes. Yes.
Rick Santorum - No. No.
Donald Trump - Maybe. Maybe. (The national is with the caveat that he is polling increasingly well against potential democrats. Normally I'd say no, but he's proven me wrong before.)
Democrats
Hillary Clinton - Yes. Yes.
Martin O'Malley - No. Yes.
Bernie Sanders - Maybe. Maybe.
I also colored for "Could this person possibly be President come 1/20/2017". I made Trump and Sanders orange because they could win on account of a major political upheaval. Of course, all of the candidates could have that happen, but those are the two apparent underdogs. I also italicized Hillary because I think she'll win. Not as a Democrat or a Hillary shill, but as a political science student and person who follows these things very closely.