Official Donald Trump TV ad

See now, I'd rather have something like this in these political threads then the usual
P1: Hillary fucking sucks faggot!
P2: You fool! Obviously you'll feel the bern soon..
P3: pfft ladies, ladies, rubio is the best OBVIOUSLY.

This actually brings something respectable to the table instead of the usual banter

 

Thank you. This is what I do for school and (partly) for a living. I'm always willing to contribute to discussion, but usually when I say things I get called a cuck or something and it's not worth it.

 

tbh i prefer to live in the US with my family and my girl friend i dont want to go back to the dirty streets of Tijuana with potholes and crooked cops who will send you to prison for not paying a fine and censorship where you get a fucking hitsquad sent after to your family because you disrespected the cartel and or your father tried making money and affiliated with the cartel, he fucked up and now you and your family are dead, keep in mind i am hispanic so actually i would know what im talking about but im not saying my family was slaughtered but, y'know it's a concept because it happens..or maybe im just scared of going back to my home country, so donald trump is a big no no.

 

so you migrated to america? did you do it through legal means or are you a border hopper?
Why is this bad spelling @Aflac?

 

Even if Donald Trump does get elected, it isn't exactly clear how he plans to "build a wall" and send "the illegals" home. If you're a legal US citizen, you're going to stay a US citizen. There's no legal means of "decitizenizing" people. Even if you or family member is in this country illegally, a President Trump would need to 1. know 2. detain them 3. put them through the existing deportation process 4. then deport. The funding and capacity to do this for millions of people doesn't exist.
The border wall would need to be funded by Congress, and good luck getting Democrats to vote for that, and better luck getting the pissed off Congressional Republicans who wanted President Bush III to vote for it.

 

if he gets elected does that mean you'll go away?

please

 

x1 agree x1 funny

are you an illegal immigrant
did you fucking jump the wall
goddamn

 

no i was born in the united states of america. but my mother wasn't.

 

dont
fucking
double
post
please
thank you

 

this is the voice

 

Border* hahahaha

 

then most likely they aren't going to send you back, and assuming you're 13 years or older your mother probably has american citizenship by now. so unless you're paranoid that your family or other relatives will be sent back then idk man, you're probably not going to be sent back.

fuck im dumb
grade 8 teacher made the same mistake and told us to draw a "boarder" around our project so i drew a skateboarder and was done with it
edit: fixed sorry afleck

 

"he'll cut the head off of isis and take their oil"

i died at that point

"keep out mexicans by building a wall THEY'LL PAY FOR"

i feel like its directed towards the ignorant public who would actually fall for all of this retarded bullshit incentives

oh wait

 

Yeah, that's the part of Trump that's scary.
Even in some crazy scenario he gets elected, he still can't do much damage.
But the fact that ~40% of Republicans support him? Christ, that party's gone to hell.

 

That 40% is scary when you realize there is more than 3 candidates for nomination in the party.

 

"Trump isn't gonna win the election" Said the increasingly nervous cuck for the seventh time..

 

"Cuck" said the increasingly frustrated 12 year old keyboard warrior for the umpteenth time

EDIT: Also GG @Vexus and @Rhenz for allowing racially fueled slander to pass every time I make a post in a politics thread

 

Man, why do you use the word Cuck all the time?