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My schedule:
Today: Clean my entire fucking house like holy fuck I'm having like 30+ people over. (I invited like 45-50, I've gotten 100% confirmation from 38 people, but I know some won't show.)
Tomorrow: Wow time to party!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day After Tommorrow: Clean up after the night before! This is my actual birthday! Time to hang out with fam fam!

Alright, so I'm a lame ass, and I need some ideas on what to do for this lame ass party with way too many fucking people; I'm turning 16.

Here's what I got down pat:
- Shitton of junk food, candy, and sodas; Supplies n'shit.
- Illuminati cake
- Dank D4nk Meme$ on the invitations.
- Dank people for a dank party.
- Basketball because I play fucking basketball and so do my friends.
- Bonfire because it's cold as balls.

The party is from 5PM to 10PM.

Here's what I have at my disposal:
- PS3 with dank games. Only 2 controllers. 1 is wired and one is wireless.
- Huge house with a large living room, garage, and back porch.
- I do have an upstairs to my house with a danked out tech setup with two computers, each with two monitors, with a television, but my younger siblings and other siblings will be upstairs while the party is downstairs.
- A hose.
- A computer in my room with two monitors, right next to the living room.
- Random house supplies nshit.
- Large wall mounted flatscreen in the living room downstairs with couches nshit. Couches can be moved for more space in the center.
- Laser party thing.
- Fog machine.
- Basketball goal & Basketball
- M16
- Lube & Condoms (jk, please no.)
- A bunch of other shit I probably didn't think of.

Any ideas what to do/play for the party?

Dank you for your help.

EDIT: this is legit what i had in my clipboard

 

No it wasn't.

 

Went to a con, found this badass.

 

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