Post Inside Jokes that almost no-one will get

I'll go first.



Better use that flame quartz ring +1.

BECAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED. OOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

Jajajajajajajajajaja

*waits for response*

Spoiler

You're supposed to respond with GEUHGEUHGEUHGEUHGEUGH

 

SEX PORN ALL XD VODKA

 

Spoiler

HAHAH MY NAME IS MR. PORTAL

 

Tommy.

#myentirenameisareference

 

Oh shit. I actually remember originally seeing this.

 

"What did the nigger say to the antelope?"

Spoiler

I'm a nigger

 

Freedom

oops looks like my post count got set back to 250

 

Crystal Blue.

 

Danish dynamite.

 

translation: cheeki breeki iv damke comrade

 

It means Why eat cabbage if you have potatoes.

Learn your damn russian.

 

I don't know the phrase, but I do know cabbage is good.

 

"I ate the bones!"

 

Everybody...and I mean EVERYBODY...gets that.

 

No, they don't. You may have seen that commercial, but it's something different, it involves a hungry vortigaunt. Just trust me.

 

lots of bad bad words

Spoiler

What the fuck did you say to me, you little ass hole? I've killed kids half your age, and twice your age, I could easily rip off that little thing you call a "boner." If I wanted to, whom says I don't, I would take my thumb, and press in your eyeball until it splatters inside your skull. You'd be begging for mercy as my rock-hard bicep muscles, which you aren't even remotely close to developing due to childhood obesity, would snap your neck without me touching you. I'd rip off all your hair a clump at a time to the point where skin would come with the hair, leaving a bloody scalp for your "mommy" to worry about-- Oh yeah, your mom is dead too. I've killed her as we speak now, because I'm that strong; You didn't even notice. Yeah. why don't you check the kitchen closet, you fucking asshole? Go back to playing Call of Duty, you "newb lern 2 shoot lol im 15 prestige ur only 1 prestige i have golden guns" asshole prick motherfucker. Not only is my strength something you should fear, but my intelect as well, epecially my technical know-how. I'm beginning to trace your IP, and I will flood your computer with viruses that go to www.pornhub.com every time you start the computer, which will infect your computer even more, and your dad will have to kill you. He worked hard for your piece of shit computer, be grateful; Don't try to act tough around those like me, or I will personally make sure you don't wake up tomorrow. Now, get the fuck out of here.

 

Jesuse Christo rises from the dead.


Dub knows

 

If you shit on the carpet I'll end you.