Post some jokes v2

Welcome to Post some jokes.

You just post a funny joke, and share it with the others.

Can be Yo Mama jokes, Inside jokes, and such.

Yo mama so ugly, One direction went the other direction.

 

what do you call a masturbating bull?

Spoiler: punchline xdd

beef strokinoff

 

OK, HUHA, LISTEN TO THIS!

your mom's so fat she cant lift a quid.
buh dum tss....

 

what do you call someone who wastes air

Spoiler: punchline

sim2014ftw

 

I'm not gonna answer to that.

OT: A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

 

well its not really a question

 

OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO FUNNY HAHAHA.
OT:
An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy's head is the size of a cue ball.

"I got to ask, sir," says the bartender. "What happened?"

The old guy sighs and tells him, "My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to the States. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have sex with the mermaid."

"That doesn't sound too bad," says the bartender. "Then what happened?"

"Well," sighs the man, "mermaids can't have sex, so I asked her if I could just have a little head... ."

E: Funny eh? We will see who laughes.

 

feminism !!

OT: your moms so fat she broke chair.

 

me.
what, need anything else?

 

Hey, what do you say when a man moves from lower level management to upper level management?

A promotion!!!!

 

my life

 

spaks life

 

the war on drugs

 

arcade's life

 

accurate

 

this thread

:V

 

RJ STRAIGHT S A V A G E

 

People think feminism is real and should be listened too.
People think there's no such thing as racism to white people only "prejudice"
People think equality is achieved by screaming "Ium Triggerd!" and crying rape upon eye contact
People think Hitler was born hating jews and grew up that way
People think since you make a controversial joke you're edgemaster2k16
People think cloudsixteen is professional and for advice and a good source of information
People think it's okay to imprison people over their choices which cause no harm to others
People think it's okay to mooch off the government and not be required to take drug tests
People think it's okay to not be a dank memer
People think it's okay to take everything seriously

Perhaps the best

Spoiler

You

 

oh jesus christ this is a joke thread not a "I'm a joke" thread