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Post some jokes v2

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by Sim2014ftw, Jul 27, 2015.

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  1. Mr.Joe

    Mr.Joe Don't look at me like that, it's creepy!

    ..... religion ?
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    Mr.Joe, Jul 27, 2015
    #21
  2. Sim2014ftw

    Sim2014ftw le professional leaker

    This should be named 'Bad Jokes Thread'

    OT: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Because Obama was following it.

    thanks obama
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    Sim2014ftw, Jul 27, 2015
    #22
  3. Mr.Joe

    Mr.Joe Don't look at me like that, it's creepy!

    What do you call a chair someone that is sitting on?

    An occupied chair. *drum roll*
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    Mr.Joe, Jul 27, 2015
    #23
  4. Sixx

    Sixx presidential #1 Legend

    Why don't black people get on cruises anymore?

    They're not falling for that one again.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    Sixx, Jul 27, 2015
    #24
  5. Arcade

    Arcade

    my life
     
    Arcade, Jul 27, 2015
    #25
  6. Sim2014ftw

    Sim2014ftw le professional leaker

    A Serious thread.
     
    Sim2014ftw, Jul 27, 2015
    #26
  7. SireElite

    SireElite what's the big fucking deal?

    my mom
     
    SireElite, Jul 27, 2015
    #27
  8. The Dovahneer

    The Dovahneer i can change my title

    the time songbird was manager
     
    • Friendly Friendly x 1
    The Dovahneer, Jul 31, 2015
    #28
  9. Mr. Spak

    Mr. Spak E Clockwork Customer

    What. That's my joke :(

     
    Mr. Spak, Jul 31, 2015
    #29
  10. African

    African The re-stocker of memes

    why does nobody know about the Jewish mafia ?

    because they're good at keeping things under their nose
     
    • Winner Winner x 1
    African, Jul 31, 2015
    #30
  11. Sim2014ftw

    Sim2014ftw le professional leaker

    A non-virgin MaXenzie.



    sorry for flame no ban pls
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    Sim2014ftw, Jul 31, 2015
    #31
  12. BLλZING_DUST

    BLλZING_DUST what is even serious rp anymore

    hl2rp
     
    BLλZING_DUST, Jul 31, 2015
    #32
  13. Arcade

    Arcade

    chechnya
     
    Arcade, Jul 31, 2015
    #33
  14. Starkiller

    Starkiller OwO whats this!

    Why do Jews have big noses?
    The air is free. (I'm a bad person)

    What's the difference a snowtire and a black guy?
    Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

    What's long and hard on white guys?
    Nothing it only comes in black

    Where do you find a feminist with a degree in Women's Studies?
    The unemployment line

    And finally:
    What do you call a white man in a white Cadillac?
    White power

    What do you call a black man in a black Cadillac?
    Black power

    What do you call a Puerto Rican man in a blue Cadillac?
    Grand theft auto
     
    • Good Coder Good Coder x 1
    Last edited: Jul 31, 2015
    Starkiller, Jul 31, 2015
    #34
  15. Tommy

    Tommy used to be relevant Moderator Clockwork Customer

    i havent seen jokes this shitty in a long ass time holy fuck guys step up your game and stop going for dank meme points, make a nigga laugh
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
    Tommy, Aug 2, 2015
    #35
  16. Starkiller

    Starkiller OwO whats this!

    I would go all out, but Aflac and CakeZ might get triggered and ban me
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    Starkiller, Aug 2, 2015
    #36
  17. The Dovahneer

    The Dovahneer i can change my title

    aflac isnt even mod anymore
     
    • Informative Informative x 1
    The Dovahneer, Aug 2, 2015
    #37
  18. SireElite

    SireElite what's the big fucking deal?

    ok
     
    SireElite, Aug 2, 2015
    #38
  19. Aflac

    Aflac Big Guy

    or am I?!?!
     
    Aflac, Aug 2, 2015
    #39
  20. SwiftingFinest

    SwiftingFinest Clockwork Customer

    Illuminati?!!
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    SwiftingFinest, Aug 2, 2015
    #40
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