Post some jokes v2

What's funny?

You guys making jokes about me. Seriously,keep doing it,I'm pissing myself laughing.

 

How do you know when you're in a gay bar?

Spoiler

The stools are upside down

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kid's birthday?

Spoiler

By laying flowers on the grave

What's the best part about a rape whistle?

Spoiler

They drown out the screams

What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts?

Spoiler

The Boy Scouts came back from camp

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What's white on top and black on bottom?

Spoiler

Society.

What's black on top and white on bottom?

Spoiler

Rape

Hope you like'em Tommy

 

half of these are just plain racist jokes which are really autistic.

 

Why is everyone so racist and why does everyone joke about autism

 

then tell me a joke

 

why did the chicken cross the road
plot twist: he died!

edit; creative..?
why did kuroazel not come back to meme sixteen?
plot twist: he lost his eyeglasses1
GET IT? USERGROUP?? XDDDDD

 

Hey there~! Sorry for the random add, but there's no real other way to do this. Do you E R P~, by any chance? It's a hobby of mine~ *tee hee!*, but my partners tend t obe busy or sometimes disinterested, so I'm always on the lookout for more huskies/masters! )))! I prefer to rp waifu material though, so accept my friend request if you're interested! ~ Cereal Chan ♥"

 

anyone notice the fail on the spoiler bbcode
also "hahah look i agree with you that im shit hahah im cool now right"

 

Well spotted.

 

I have ERP'D a cannibal.
I have Fail'D my Grammar's D.

 

yep

 

brrrro
if you could hold your primal urge to engage in sexual intercourse until bedtime and avoided posting that you ERPed with a fast zombie things wouldn't be this baed.
anyways you made your bed now lie in it, or laugh at it, what suits you best.

OT: "We are not going to set quotas. We will leave the quota open, but when we reach the quota, we'll bend the quota." - Dilma Rouseff, Brazil's fucking president.
later on, "Whoever is right and whoever is wrong will not be right nor wrong. They will be wrong." - Dilma again.

 

kurozael and hl2rp, they both ruined my life

 

Gomenasai, my name is arcade-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old Irish Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

@Martz

 

tl;dr : Arcade is a weeaboo.

OT:

 

*takes out oversized plank*
u no it.
single file, everyone.
someone bring me some handcuffs.

 

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