Post the dumbest thing you've ever programmed

Here's the dumbest thing I've programmed: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55657765/ggnore.html
(Warning, if you are prone to seizures don't click the link)

 

Either QTE!!! or some awful HUD (intentionally bad) which I deleted the pictures of.

 

Mountain Dew plugin wasn't mentioned.
Though. Not programming. But. Eh.

 

But it was programming.

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This game.

Just use the arrow keys.

 

I managed to make some sort of pig with a monster fused to its back?

 

Oh shit

Not again

 

Lol [member=4171]Tydosius[/member] I still have the picture.

 

A plugin that would give your character a disease when you created them. It would show symptoms at random times. There was temporary blindness, blindness, narcolepsy, cancer, AIDS, and malaria. If you were blind you couldn't play without a friend pretty much. If you were narcoleptic you'd get knocked out at random times. If you had cancer, AIDS, or malaria, you'd just die out of nowhere.

 

Made it to four minutes.

 

I can't actually post pictures/links to what I've made, but.

Animated game-porn. Name a game, I've done it.

I hate porn, but I only did it for the $$$. Yeah, people actually pay for that shit.

EDIT: I have no clue if that falls under programming, but whatever. :v

 

Sexrp ftw.

 

I made it to 9 hours. Four minutes? SCRUUUUB.
(actually I just left it on overnight because I'm stupid like that)