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Programming Jokes

Discussion in 'Programming' started by Datzy, Jan 23, 2014.

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  1. Datzy

    Datzy Guest

    Code:
    A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, "I know, I'll solve it with threads!". has Now problems. two he
    Code:
    Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#
    gogogo
     
    Datzy, Jan 23, 2014
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  2. Mitch Connors

    Mitch Connors Guest

    Programmers aren't funny, solved the thread problem, thread closed.
     
    Mitch Connors, Jan 23, 2014
    #2
  3. Razor

    Razor Guest

    Nice ones
     
    Razor, Jan 23, 2014
    #3
  4. Generisk Løytnant

    Generisk Løytnant

    i really
    i dont get it

    just


    i am retard
     
    Generisk Løytnant, Jan 23, 2014
    #4
  5. Sixx

    Sixx presidential #1 Legend

    How does a programmer take his coffee?
    Java beans.
     
    Sixx, Jan 23, 2014
    #5
  6. redcatjack

    redcatjack Moderator and Map Developer Staff Member Moderator

    Sorry but I don't understand the Syntax of these jokes.

    I tried 8)
     
    redcatjack, Jan 23, 2014
    #6
  7. Sixx

    Sixx presidential #1 Legend

    An Apple a day keeps Bill Gates away.
     
    Sixx, Jan 23, 2014
    #7
  8. Razor

    Razor Guest

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    Instead, this is one from me:
    0.5 + 0.5 = 1.0000001
     
    Razor, Jan 23, 2014
    #8
  9. RJ

    RJ no pay Legend Clockwork Customer

    Lol. :V
     
    RJ, Jan 23, 2014
    #9
  10. Datzy

    Datzy Guest

    dude

    this is programming jokes not corporate jokes
     
    Datzy, Jan 24, 2014
    #10
  11. Sixx

    Sixx presidential #1 Legend

    How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
    None ? It?s a hardware problem
     
    Sixx, Jan 24, 2014
    #11
  12. Mitch Connors

    Mitch Connors Guest

    +1
     
    Mitch Connors, Jan 24, 2014
    #12
  13. SomeSortOfDuck

    SomeSortOfDuck Guest

    Your mother's weight can't be in a long.
     
    SomeSortOfDuck, Jan 24, 2014
    #13
  14. Dub

    Dub Guest

    [​IMG]
     
    Dub, Jan 24, 2014
    #14
  15. TheFreeMan

    TheFreeMan

    saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.
     
    TheFreeMan, Jan 25, 2014
    #15
  16. Datzy

    Datzy Guest

    I like writing Java but I have never done anything productive with it.
     
    Datzy, Jan 25, 2014
    #16
  17. Razor

    Razor Guest

    Wise words. Especially the anal part.
     
    Razor, Jan 25, 2014
    #17
  18. JonneBravo

    JonneBravo Guest

    [​IMG]
     
    JonneBravo, Jan 25, 2014
    #18
  19. Razor

    Razor Guest

    Razor, Jan 25, 2014
    #19
  20. Daemon01

    Daemon01 I've covered in wars y'know.

    here's a programming joke of the year 2k14

    windows 8
     
    Daemon01, Jan 28, 2014
    #20
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