This is a conversation between Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender) and Xbox is broken please help me.
Xbox is broken please help me: help please
Xbox is broken please help me: it wont work
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): what happened-
Xbox is broken please help me: i dont know
Xbox is broken please help me: i went to watch Avatar movie and it turn off
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): doesnt it have batteries?
Xbox is broken please help me: i dont know
Xbox is broken please help me: please help
Xbox is broken please help me: im scared what do i do
Xbox is broken please help me: will microsoft be mad at me
Xbox is broken please help me: help me pls

Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): check the batteries. if it's not that, then take it to the store you bought it at and have 'em see whats wrong
Xbox is broken please help me: oh man i dont know where i bye it
Xbox is broken please help me: i lossed the recit
Xbox is broken please help me: and im scared of batteries

Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): aw damn-
Xbox is broken please help me: please what do
Xbox is broken please help me: microsoft is calling now oh god
Xbox is broken please help me: what do i tell them?
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): tell them the truth
Xbox is broken please help me: i dont want gabe newel to be mad at me
Xbox is broken please help me: he'll yell at me tho
Xbox is broken please help me: he might even tell me to give xbox back

Xbox is broken please help me: then i cant watch avatar movie
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): if the product breaks, it's the company who has to fix it
Xbox is broken please help me: but theyll yell at me
Xbox is broken please help me: and be very upset
Xbox is broken please help me: i dont want that
Xbox is broken please help me: oh man, i just ignored call im so scared
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): i've been through the same situations before
Xbox is broken please help me: and your ok?
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): mhm
Xbox is broken please help me: thats good
Xbox is broken please help me: what do you do
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): i just call up the verison store and tell 'em whats up
Xbox is broken please help me: but last time i did that they told me no calling back again
Xbox is broken please help me: they said no helping me

Xbox is broken please help me: and yelled at me
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): well that's illegal
Xbox is broken please help me: oh no
Xbox is broken please help me: are the cops going to get me??
Xbox is broken please help me: oh no this is worse than i thaught
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): the cops should get them for yelling at you
Xbox is broken please help me: i think i hear sirens
Xbox is broken please help me: what do i do
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): hide
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): cleverly
Xbox is broken please help me: im in the closet already
Xbox is broken please help me: how do i hide more
Xbox is broken please help me: im so scared please help me
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): i would just cover myself up with whatever's in the closet
Xbox is broken please help me: i already did that but now i cant breath very good
Xbox is broken please help me: im so scared
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): try to make a invisable breathing passage
Xbox is broken please help me: oh god someone is knocking on door
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): stay calm
Xbox is broken please help me: it sounds like my daddy
Xbox is broken please help me: did they capture him to get me??
Xbox is broken please help me: oh god
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): the world ma never know
Xbox is broken please help me: jesus is all that can save me now
Xbox is broken please help me: :C
Xbox is broken please help me: please jesus help me
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): :cccccc
Xbox is broken please help me: this is bad
Xbox is broken please help me: very bad
Xbox is broken please help me: now he sounds mad
Xbox is broken please help me: oh no
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): oh snap
Xbox is broken please help me: he think i break the xbox i think
Xbox is broken please help me: not know if cops though
Xbox is broken please help me: steaying very quite as can be
Xbox is broken please help me: like mouse
Xbox is broken please help me: hopefully wont find me
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): goo d
Xbox is broken please help me: he says when find me hell hit like smack smack

Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): yikes
Xbox is broken please help me: he said i cant watch avatar movie
Xbox is broken please help me: what if he find out i was tryin to watch
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): dat bully
Xbox is broken please help me: this might be worse than is oh no
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): oh shit
Xbox is broken please help me: please help me what do i do
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): i usually know what to d but i don't sCREECH
Xbox is broken please help me: ok i wont screech
Xbox is broken please help me: how do i keep from screech
Xbox is broken please help me: oh no
Xbox is broken please help me: i think daddy is coming to closet
Xbox is broken please help me: what do i say
Xbox is broken please help me: please help
Xbox is broken please help me: quick
Xbox is broken please help me: when he find me he going to take computer
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Xbox is broken please help me: Okay now who the hell are you!?
Xbox is broken please help me: Why are you talking to Timmothy??
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): I am a pigmit of your imagination
Xbox is broken please help me: Oh ha fucking ha.
Xbox is broken please help me: Now what the hell are you doing talking to my son?
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): free contru
Xbox is broken please help me: Oh yeah, hide behind your computer. I'll be calling the polish to backtrace it
Xbox is broken please help me: Then we'll see who's so funny
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): mmkay sir
Xbox is broken please help me: Creeps like you are why the internet isn't going to be around much longer
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): i;m actually younger than you think, i bet
Xbox is broken please help me: I doubt that. I saw a segment on the news that said how many CREEPS were hiding on the computer pretending to be kiddos
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): test me
Xbox is broken please help me: Trump better turn off the damn internet when he comes to office, goddamnit
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): then most people won"t be able to contact others
Xbox is broken please help me: Yeah, you'll have to talk to eachother.
Xbox is broken please help me: And look at each other's faces
Xbox is broken please help me: No more pretending to be small kids
Xbox is broken please help me: you perv
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): except, what if people want to contact their friend that moved into a different contry?
Xbox is broken please help me: They can write a fucking letter!
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): what if they don"t know their friends address?
Xbox is broken please help me: Then they can just fucking deal with it
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): well, that's kinda rude
Xbox is broken please help me: What's rude is moving to another country without telling anyone your new address
Xbox is broken please help me: GET THE HINT
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): it's like taking something you care for away; firever
Xbox is broken please help me: Talk to somebody else! Crist
Xbox is broken please help me: You wouldn't last ten seconds back in my day
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): that's what they all say
Xbox is broken please help me: Maybe theres a reason they all say it then, Hmm?
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): i know their reason, and i understand it.
Xbox is broken please help me: Then there's no point arguing it, now is there?
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): if i was to be in the old days, i would like everyone else because i wouldnt know about the wonders of this centery
Xbox is broken please help me: No, because you'd be just another weakling
Xbox is broken please help me: I bet you never even fought in any wars
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): you don't know how many people fight in wars against themselves
Xbox is broken please help me: Hah! I know plenty about people fighting wars, I should think.
Xbox is broken please help me: Seeing as I've fought in THREE
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): we're talking about different wars
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): youre talking about wars; as in battle, and i'm talking about wats/battles against oneself
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): wars*
Xbox is broken please help me: Oh what is that, some kind of hippy bullshit?
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): i'm not a hippy
Xbox is broken please help me: People back in my day were strong enough to know themselves and know the enemy
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): that was your day
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): days change
Xbox is broken please help me: Yeah, people become pansies over time, it would seem.
Xbox is broken please help me: Sheesh, I didn't fight four wars for this.
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): just like i didnt exist to be called a pedophile
Xbox is broken please help me: Then maybe you should show some respect for your elders
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): i respect my elders
Xbox is broken please help me: Do you? When was the last time you paid tribute to the council?
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): now elders should respect the new generation a little
Xbox is broken please help me: Respect is earned
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): for you, maybe
Xbox is broken please help me: Well I should hope so after five wars!
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): how many wars have you fought?
Xbox is broken please help me: More than you have
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): it's always changing
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): four, five
Xbox is broken please help me: At least six
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): four, five, six
Xbox is broken please help me: Yes
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): seven, eight, nine
Xbox is broken please help me: You saying I haven't bled enough for my goddamn country?
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): i never said that, sir
Xbox is broken please help me: Damn right.
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): i'm just confused about it always chages
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): changes*
Xbox is broken please help me: Maybe you should as Congress about that, not me
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): not old enough for that
Xbox is broken please help me: Always old enough to send a good old fasioned letter
Xbox is broken please help me: sheesh
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): true
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): but, eh
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): not everyone has guts to do that
Xbox is broken please help me: Weeeel gooolllyy
Xbox is broken please help me: Not enough guts to write a goddamn letter?
Xbox is broken please help me: Good thing my FRIEND spilt enough of theirs so you could sit at home scared to write
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): i have guts to write a letter
Xbox is broken please help me: Then send congress your questions.
Xbox is broken please help me: They'll have the answers for you
Xbox is broken please help me: The only question is if they'll tell you
Xbox is broken please help me: You know, back in my day congress wasn't a bunch of usless buffoons elected by children
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): the only thing i see elders prove is wrong
Xbox is broken please help me: Excuse me??
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): not everyone's a pedophile, not everyone is strong, no one is hardly the same anymore
Xbox is broken please help me: Ugh, that's the fucking truth.
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): it's always just assume assume assume
Xbox is broken please help me: Know how many of my friends died so you could complain like that?
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): once again; i'm not you. i don't understand, and never will
Xbox is broken please help me: Damn right you wont.
Xbox is broken please help me: You've never held a dying pigglet in your arms
Xbox is broken please help me: And felt it squeel its last
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): it may not have been a piglet, but it was the same foe with two kittens, and two dogs that were very close to my family
Xbox is broken please help me: And did they take two bullets and a grenade to save your ass?
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): they have been shot
Xbox is broken please help me: Then I only hope they died with honor.
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): they did
Xbox is broken please help me: Did you finish off the killer?
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): everyone dies with honor
Xbox is broken please help me: Not Jimmothy.
Xbox is broken please help me: He died the biggest coward I ever met
Xbox is broken please help me: Caught a bullet in the back from our CO as he ran from the goddamn battlefield
Xbox is broken please help me: Wish I coulda shot that coward myself
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): even then, he died in honor
Xbox is broken please help me: You really think the guy who dropped his goddamn gun, took his pants off, and sharted his way off the field died with honor?
Xbox is broken please help me: Hah
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): yes
Xbox is broken please help me: You got a lot to learn kid
Xbox is broken please help me: We need another goddamn war, tell ya what
Xbox is broken please help me: People got soft
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): wars destroy lifes
Xbox is broken please help me: Wars put HAIRS on your chest
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): wars cause pain
Xbox is broken please help me: Only through pain can we truelly reach our full potential
Xbox is broken please help me: Sometimes the weak need to weeded out
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): it's a burden
Xbox is broken please help me: I'll tell you what a burden is
Xbox is broken please help me: Getting up a 4am to watter the goddamn cows, just because the government can't spare enough milk to get running through the pipes
Abigail (5'0, wears a pastel dress with pastel shorts underneath, Agender): that would be a burden
Xbox is broken please help me: Indeed it is. That's why I have to do it TWICE A DAY EVERY DAY
Xbox is broken please help me: Friggin kids these days.
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