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reach for the skies

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by Vamure, Aug 16, 2016.

  1. The Doctor M.D.

    The Doctor M.D. Ay lil' mama lemme' whisper in ya' Clockwork Customer

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  3. klark

    klark α

    I'm a crazy whore when it comes to erp, I can be both dom and sub but I prefer sub~ I normally erp as a slutty little fuka neko~ She absolutely loves cock and cum, and she'll take anything you give her, from piss to cum, from cum to shit~ absolutely everything! Everybody owns her and everybody fucks her, she's a little slut who loves to be degraded and called names such as "Slut" "Bitch" "Cum Whore" and so on~ She is very cute personaillty wise and loves it when people play with her 13 inch futa cock~ She lives for nothing but cum and cock, she can't stop thinking about it, and she needs it atleast once a day or she'll go crazy~
     
  4. chuck

    chuck king of private sector

    who are you referring to? i don't know what server it was, or who the admins were. like no meme here i have a bad memory but i don't think that matters because i was on there for like 10 minutes
     
  5. willy pete

    willy pete i'm going to cut off your face and wear it

    drpepper was the bane of lemonpunch and nebulousdotcloud... he's gone now.. vanquished...


    he claims to be the best at rp and erp... his famous characters include a transsexual who, on ftrp, was constantly searching for estrogen... and a syrian person who was just an asshole...

    deep down, i know... he is legend... but i mustn't show it... the others will string me up and remove my eyelids... try on my underwear... and the sky fills up with green... and then i stick a hot poker in my ass... humulumulmulmulmu
     
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  6. Bismarack

    Bismarack The Roman days were the golden age. Clockwork Customer

    I remember Dr.Pepper saying he liked to rape kids too or some shit on a cinema community I used to go on. It's literally one of his ban reasons
     
  7. lua_openscript HelloWorldGlobal.lua

    Yep, I'm about to hijack this thread and turn it into a support forum.

    Why is Chat.AddText So confusing
     
  8. L.A CREEPIN UNDER MY SKIN
    L.A CREEPIN UNDER MY SKIN
    L.A CREEPIN UNDER MY SKIN
    L.A CREEPING UNDER MY SKIN.
    L.A CREEPIN UNDER MY SKIN
    L.A CREEPING UNDER MY SKIN.

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    In '87, Death Grips released this, "Jenny Death", their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "On GP", a song so noisy, most people probably can't listen to the lyrics. But they should! Because it's not just a song about the feasibility of suicide, and Ride's hatred of the fans, but also a personal statement about the band itself!

    BE WORKIN WAY TOO MUCH READY TO GET OUT 'N GET FUCKED UP
    WHAT'S GOING ON
    WHERE'S IT AT

    ACID ON THE TOUNGE
    COCAINE IN YA BRAIN
    OR SOME WEED THAT HITS YOUR LUNG LIKE A RUN AWAY TRAIN

    HELL YEAH
    AS YOU KEEP GETTING HIGHER

    SOON ALL THAT'S LEFT OF YOU IS YOUR MOST PRIMAL DESIRE

    ASS CLAPPING
    DICK SUCKING
    LOCK THE DOOR
    TO THE BATHROOM
    QUICK FUCKIN FIND A WHORE


     
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    Excuse me?

    What the fuck.. did you just say to me? You better watch yourself kid. You don't know what you're up against... I've seen hell - I am hell. You've yet to understand my plane of existence in-which I tower above all.

    I have served in the marines, boots on the ground in afghanistan during the Gulf War - Faggot.

    I will fucking crush your skill in with the force of the likes you've never seen.
     
  10. i see now very interesting
     
  11. Rhenz

    Rhenz Who needs a map? Staff Member Moderator Legend

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    little known fact: bale was once a nazi.
     
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    Ha - Listen up you lil' spic fuck.

    I run this town. You see those yuge buildin's? Yup, that's me. Big Don. Now - I'm a nice guy, I'm very nice, and I win a lot.

    Hell, you could say I play to win.. because I do. I don't like to fail and especially when my pocket beaners aren't performing up to par on how they're supposed to be. Now listen up... I know where you live - You don't scare me, beaner, and nothing you'll ever do shall scare me because I run this block. You oughta ask anyone walkin' 'round these parts of New York who runs this bitch and they'll say "Papa Don".

    The truth is I play the cards. I'm always one step ahead by playing transdimensional chest and neither you 'nor crooked Hillary can stop me.

    You all out here. I really appreciate it, I really do, I try so hard and it always works off well because well I'm proud of this y'know? We won big and we really won big, heh. That's what happens when big don steps on stage..

    Anyways, You guys ever read Mein Kampf? Weak book. For little babies, VERY LOW ENERGY.

    Now you may say "oh hitler was a bad guy the six million was ferocious" - But kid.......

    What I'm about to do Mexico will seem like HIGH ENERGY. Hitler was baby work, step aside lil' Adolf and let Papa Don show you how to pull off a real holocaust.

    If you want this yuge land, come and take it beaner.
     
  13. has a lot of racism in it
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Is he fucking invisible?"
    Larry Drowder says "He's in the water."
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "You must be confusing him for a sand nigger."
    Larry Drowder says "Oh..maybe."
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Because only sandies blend in that well."

    * [{:| An individual who...] turned sharply on his heels whence yelled at. He raised an eyebrow; standing his ground with a stare towards Carly Willson.
    [Age: 24 | Leisurely t...] says "Edgy."
    [purple hair/hazel eye...] says "Hello!"
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Wayya wayya..."
    Larry Drowder says "Aaaah."
    [LOOC] Julie Crow: Izaya
    [purple hair/hazel eye...] says "More crazy people!"
    [LOOC] Julie Crow: You want a TnB model?
    [LOOC] Izaya Mihailovich Izo: im good
    [LOOC] Julie Crow: AIght.
    [purple hair/hazel eye...] says "More experiments!"
    Larry Drowder says "Shocko Locko."
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "We're hardly crazy."
    Metrocop <::Universal Union::> has disconnected from the server.
    ** [{:| An individual who...] did not say anything. Probably because he wasn't native to the English language. He turned around again and strode off.
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "I'm Izaya, and this is my nigger, Larry."
    [purple hair/hazel eye...] says "I'll get the shockey chair ready!"
    Julie Crow has gone to COMBRIAL.ASN-7482's location.
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "He's personally from Africa."
    Larry Drowder says "Okay lets bust."
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "FUck it."
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "He's personally from Africa."
    Larry Drowder says "Okay lets bust."
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "FUck it."
    Larry Drowder says "Let's go steal that.'"
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Larry that's not stealable."
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "It's on fire."
    Larry Drowder says "I don't care."
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Okay, good luck fucking stealing it and not ending up even more burnt than you already are."
    Julie Crow has gone to Carly 'Doc' Willson's location.
    Julie Crow has gone to COMBRIAL.ASN-7482's location.
    Larry Drowder says "Actually on second though, "
    [LOOC] Larry Drowder: thought*
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Let's nigger rig it."
    [OOC] COMBRIAL.ASN-7482: Thx mom :D
    Larry Drowder says "Wait it's frozen in the sky, I know it.\"
    [LOOC] Larry Drowder: physgunned
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "That doesn't make any fucking sense, Larry."
    Larry Drowder says "Yes."
    Larry Drowder says "Okay."
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Larry, where'd you go?"
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "What the fuck Larry?"
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "I can walk through you?"
    Larry Drowder says "Nice!"
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Existence is absolutely fucking meaningless."
    Larry Drowder says "Yes but of course."
    ** Larry Drowder breathes out
    ** Larry Drowder breathes in
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "If only..."
    Julie Crow has gone to Carly 'Doc' Willson's location.
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "If only I could bring this to my High School in Japan."
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Then I'd show those fucking jocks."
    Larry Drowder says "My people would assume this was a magical beast, and treat it as a king."
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Well you're people are un-fucking-educated."

    [OOC] Izaya Mihailovich Izo: kaye pls unban anguns he was going to join our multiracial RP gang to celebrate diveristy on the server
    [OOC] OF2-Kapitan Vitya Maximovich: No.
    [OOC] Julie Crow: Nope.
    [OOC] Carly 'Doc' Willson: SODA!
    [OOC] Izaya Mihailovich Izo: that's okay i accept that ur racist
    [OOC] COMBRIAL.ASN-7482: Im back
    Julie Crow set Julie Crow's model to models/alyx.mdl.
    [OOC] Izaya Mihailovich Izo: im black
    [OOC] OF2-Kapitan Vitya Maximovich: Do not insult me or call me 'racist' as I am not.
    [OOC] Carly 'Doc' Willson: I'm Doc!
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Alright Larry, enough arguing with people on The Internet, let's go."
    [OOC] Julie Crow: How about everyone calms tf down
    Larry Drowder says "Yes."
    [OOC] Julie Crow: We don't need MORE drama.
    [OOC] Carly 'Doc' Willson: WEEEEEEEEE!
    ** Larry Drowder looks around
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "What in the name of White Jesus?"
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Was that?"
    Larry Drowder says "Black santa."
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Fuckin Hell, you might be onto something, Larry."
    Larry Drowder says "Oh god look."
    Larry Drowder says "It's johnny rebel."
    ** Larry Drowder runs FASt.
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Johnny RebeL? fuck that shit"
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "That's Dylan fucking Klebold."
    Larry Drowder says "Who?"
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Columbine Shooter."
    Larry Drowder says "I thought for sure with that Jewish man that I'd meet harambe soon. But thanks to you, am still a working nigger."
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "No problem. Whitie's gotta give hand-outs."
    Larry Drowder says "Wait."
    Julie Crow set Larry Drowder's name to Purston Gravy.
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "Well? Spit it out you fucking nigg-...."
    ** Purston Gravy racism
    Izaya Mihailovich Izo says "God damnit."
     
  14. chuck

    chuck king of private sector

    sounds like a loser tbh, someone who thinks shock humour is funny. never heard of him though
     
  15. klark

    klark α

    z_must_wander 0
     
  16. MibNic

    MibNic Guest

    you didn't even credit me? why do you even try to stay credible in this community ffs.
     
  17. The Doctor M.D.

    The Doctor M.D. Ay lil&#039; mama lemme&#039; whisper in ya&#039; Clockwork Customer

    heh it was an an elaborate ruse to get funny ratings on cloudsixteen, first C16 funny ratings... then the world. and it was all done under their nose~
     
  18. you sound like a fagalicious faggot :(
     
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