Shamchat: The Adventures of Juan Cena.

"Hello, My name is Juan Cena. I have a brother, John Cena. He is a nice guy, always goes wrestling and winning championships. I? I'm a champion, the Champion of eating tacos. I have won many competitions, and got a lot of money. I have a child, Juancito. And a girlfriend, Ally, anyway, I decided to come to a website named Shamchat to meet some fans and sign their T-Shirts. I met a few people, a lesbian girl named Rosy, A guy named Kalek that has a lover that I met before, and many more, like an egg! Anyways, these are my adventures in this Website, enjoy!"

What is: Shamchat
Shamchat is an online website mostly used by people who like to do text-based RP in first person. There are 3 types of people I met:

* The Roleplayers: These guys enjoy doing text-based RP in first person, They mostly go by a name and lastname, followed by how they look. Example:
Justino Viver (Tall, Short blonde hair, Male. Any RP)
Or
Ally (your girlfriend, wearing red panties, firm boobs ass, any rp)
^Yes, I know, pathetic, isn't it? People enjoy it, tho.
This is a basic roleplay between these lads that I found in an Archive sent to me by a friend.
shamchat.com/36d894fa

* The People that Chat: THese people come to do what the name says, chat, chat and chat.

Spoiler: Example

This is a conversation between egg and yourself, Juan Cena, the world champion of eating tacos.
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating tacos: Hello this is Juan Cena, how can I help you today?
egg: hi
egg: i am egg
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating tacos: I'm Juan Cena.
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating tacos: Nice to meet you egg.
egg: can you help me to stop the mass-ingestion of my people?
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating tacos: I'm sorry man. But eggs go well with Tacos, so no.
egg:
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating tacos: But I can help stop the ingestion of the new borns you kno
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating tacos: the ones that came out of the chicken not too long ago
egg has left the conversation.

* The trolls: People that come there to troll, Like me!
An example of a troll is what follows next


The Adventures of Juan Cena, in a Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wptn7akF


Want to come chat?
http://www.shamchat.com/
I'm going by different names. I'm gonna try this 'Roleplay' and post how it goes.
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the adventures of seal memeington shall not be forgotten.

 

I ran into Anne Frank

 

Juan Cena is back.

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This is a conversation between a rabid koala and yourself, Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos..
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: Hello.
a rabid koala: Hello
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: I'm Juan Cena.
a rabid koala: :O
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: World champion of eating tacos.
a rabid koala: That's actually amazing
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: Yes.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: Ever met my brother John?
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: He go wrestling in WWE.
a rabid koala: Yes, unfortunately I think his life is a total meme now
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: I go eating in Taco-Taco-E.
a rabid koala: oml thats great
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: He think nobody can see him you kno.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: Even tho i can see him.
a rabid koala: :O
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: And i tell him 'John I can see you'.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: He be like 'You cant see me my time is now'.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: And we always get to fight.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: Mama Cena always stop us.
a rabid koala: dooo dooo doo dooooooooo
a rabid koala: dang
a rabid koala: do you fight a lot
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: Yes
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: No physical fight tho.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: He alway win.
a rabid koala: Taco fight?
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: No no.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: Talking fight you kno.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: We don't hurt eachother cause we brothers.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.: We just swear at each other.
a rabid koala: oh okay that makes sense
a rabid koala: well have a good day
a rabid koala has left the conversation.

Spoiler: Juan Cena at it again

This is a conversation between A smol child and yourself, Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: Hello.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: My name is Juan Cena.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: World Champion of eating Tacos.
A smol child: `Are you a mexican?
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: No.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: I'm american like my brother.
A smol child: Oh that sucks. Mexicans are awesome
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: I know man.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: They make good tacos.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: Anyway ever met my brother John?
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: He go wrestling in WWE.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: I go eating in Taco-Taco-E.
A smol child: YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: You too?
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: Fuck man.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: My brother is nuts.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: He think nobody see him.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: And I be like "But John I see you."
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: And he be like "You can't see me, my time is now"
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: And so on.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: Until Mama Cena stops us you know.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: We always fight, but not physically tho.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: He always win.
A smol child: I see him too. But this one girl doesn't because she is blind. She got offended
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: Damn.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: That suck man.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: John need to rethink what he do.
A smol child: He does sir! He rally does. And he doesn't even smell good like tacos.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: He always covered in sweat
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: he never smell good
A smol child: I nearly threw up when i met him. It was that bad. I had to bag him so i could run away
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: Damn.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: Anyway.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: Want taco?
A smol child: No, because youaren't a mexican.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: Ah just because I don't look mexican doesn't mean I'm not mexican you kno.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: Mexican from heart.
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: Just like the white niggas you kno
Juan Cena, world champion of eating tacos: black from heart.
A smol child: And my mom said not to accept food from celebrities because it my ruffied.
A smol child has left the conversation.

 

Sadly, most people tend to skip others unless they have a name like

Depressing, isnt it? Some people tend to put themselves a name like X NAME ( f, wears skintight clothes, srp / rrp)
srp being sex rp and rrp being rape rp
it makes me sad that horny teenagers use that website to have text-based sex.


But one thing is clear; it's more entertaining than hl2rp thats for sure, i spent 3 hours rping with a neko chick. T'was fun

 

You can fucking pick Adolf Hitler as a character.

 

Yes, you can play as anyone. In fact, @Daohlocks played as Morpheus and offered people pills, then as the engineer. I just rp'd as Barney Calhoun, giving people beers and running from combine

 

It was like 3 hours to me,couldve been less

 

Jared from subway: Hey kid, wanna see my $5 foot long?
Adolf Hitler: yes!
Jared from subway: *whips dick out

 

Spoiler

Yourself From The FUTURE: YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME
Krait (M, Snapdragon-kin): SPOILERS
Krait (M, Snapdragon-kin) has left the conversation.

Spoiler

A Murderer: Oh
Yourself From The FUTURE: YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME
A Murderer: Dang
Yourself From The FUTURE: IT ALL GOES WRONG MAN
A Murderer: Wait
A Murderer: I have a question
Yourself From The FUTURE: Alright.
A Murderer: Do I ever backup those D4nk Meme$ on my harddrive?
Yourself From The FUTURE: Na, this is like. Really far into the future here man. I'm talking 3020 stuff. See, we've developed hard drives that actually contain a small universe inside them. Right?
Yourself From The FUTURE: So the D4nk Meme$ kinda broke free.
A Murderer: Well goddamn
Yourself From The FUTURE: Either way, I gotta get the hell outa here. Taking my time travel machine, i'll see you in about ten minutes down the hall.

This is absolutely priceless, and I love this site already.

 

wat
wat the fuck

 

These are a few good ones.

Spoiler

This is a conversation between Dylan and yourself, A Virus.
A Virus: Hello! Shouldn't of torrented all those movies, eh?
Dylan: Oh no
Dylan: IT WAS THE PORN I KNOW IT
A Virus: BTW IloveHorses.com isn't a good site, try HorsesRCool.com they have videos of talking horses.
Dylan: Hahhahahaahahaha oh my god
Dylan has left the conversation.

Spoiler

This is a conversation between a guy pissing against a wall and yourself, The Hacker Known As 4Chan.
The Hacker Known As 4Chan: hello
a guy pissing against a wall has left the conversation.

This one is my favourite, no words. Its just the names.

Spoiler

This is a conversation between Your father (srp) and yourself, A guy taking a shit in a bin..
Your father (srp) has left the conversation.

 

Spoiler

This is a conversation between Your depressed It best friend Dorian (19, is secretly bi and in love with you, tall, nice abs`) and Gordon Freeman.
Your depressed It best friend Dorian (19, is secretly bi and in love with you, tall, nice abs`): It was almost pitch black besides the moon and starlight, basically the whole town was asleep, and it was the perfect time for him to do what he'd been waiting for...he went out from his home and went to the bridge connecting the north and south sides of town where a river split them. There on the bridge there was only railing high enough to keep a car from rolling off, It was the perfect height. he stood up onto the railing and grab a support wire that was there to keep the bridge up. He held onto it and stared down at the raging water below, slowly putting his foot out and taking a deep breath,sobbing softly as he muttered a few words. "If anyone cares, stop me now.."
Your depressed It best friend Dorian (19, is secretly bi and in love with you, tall, nice abs`): oh goddamn it Freeman
Your depressed It best friend Dorian (19, is secretly bi and in love with you, tall, nice abs`) has left the conversation.

Gordon Freeman, convincing depressed people to kill themselves since 2015.

Spoiler

This is a conversation between Yandere!Kagamine Len and Engineer.
Engineer: Hey look, buddy.
Engineer: I'm an engineer.
Engineer: That means I solve problems.
Engineer: Not problems like, what is beauty.
Engineer: Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
Engineer: I solve practical problems.
Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother-hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
Engineer: The answer?
Engineer: Use a gun.
Engineer: And if that don't work?
Engineer: Use more gun.
Engineer: Like this, heavy-calliber, tripod-mounted sentry detector little ol' number designed by me.
Engineer: Built, by me.
Engineer: And you'd best hope....
Engineer: ...not pointed at you.
Engineer: ....
Yandere!Kagamine Len: doesn't a knife work as well?
Engineer: ...sure I guess.
Yandere!Kagamine Len: .that's good
Engineer: Eeyup.
Engineer: *Plays his invisible guitar*
Engineer: ....
Engineer: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
Engineer has left the conversation.

Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer.

Spoiler

This is a conversation between The Spanish Inquisition and yourself, Engineer.
Engineer: Hey look, buddy.
The Spanish Inquisition: NOBODY expects the spanish inquisition!
Engineer: I'm an engineer.
Engineer: That means I solve problems.
Engineer: Not problems like, what is beauty.
Engineer: Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
Engineer: I solve practical problems.
Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother-hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
Engineer: The answer?
Engineer: Use a gun.
Engineer: And if that don't work?
Engineer: Use more gun.
Engineer: Like this, heavy-caliber, tripod-mounted sentry detector little ol' number designed by me.
Engineer: Built, by me.
Engineer: And you'd best hope...
Engineer: ...not pointed at you.
Engineer: ....
The Spanish Inquisition: That is heresy, and so are you daohlocks :^(
Engineer: ayy lmao
The Spanish Inquisition: ayy lmao
The Spanish Inquisition has left the conversation.

I WAS DISCOVERED, ABANDON SHIP!

 

priceless.

This is a conversation between Ryan (I bet you can't make me cum) and yourself,Doahlocks.
Doahlocks: want my D4nk Meme$
Ryan (I bet you can't make me cum) has left the conversation.

 

Or I'm too good at this RP, or these kids are sex hungry, EVERY FUCKING TIME I try to RP it ends up with sex RP. What the fuck.

 

Hey look, buddy.
I'm an engineer.
That means I solve problems.
Not problems like, "I want to fuck someone".
Because that would be perverted as fuck.
I solve practical problems.
For instance, how am I going to stop some horny SRP-hungry teenager from penetrating my structurally superfluous behind?
The answer?
Keep talking like if you don't give a damn.
And if that don't work?
Leave the chat.
Like this, completely genuine quote from the Engineer himself. Memorized by me. Used, by me.
And you'd best hope....
....not directed at you.

 

This is a conversation between Andy and yourself, Memicus, King of the D4nk Meme$.
Memicus, King of the D4nk Meme$: Hi, want some D4nk Meme$?
Andy: are they dank?
Memicus, King of the D4nk Meme$: Sorry but no
You've left the conversation.

 

I met satan.

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This is a conversation between Satan and yourself, Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos.
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: Hello.
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: I'm Ju--
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: SATAN
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: I KNEW I WOULD MEET YOU
Satan: Fuck me...
Satan has left the conversation.

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This is a conversation between Link and yourself, Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos.
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: Hello.
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: I'm juan cena.
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: I'm the world champion of eating tacos.
Link: Haaaaah!
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: Are you Link from that game?
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: Legend of Zelda?
Link: Yaaah!
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: YEEEAH
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: Did you meet mario yet
Link: Hyahhhh!
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: He go jumping to castle to save his princess you kno
Link: ?
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: I go jumping to taqueria to get some discount.
Link: Huh?
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: Do you talk.
Link: Hyaaaa!
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: No no
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: Hyaa no.
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: Say Yes.
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: Or say No.
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: No Hyaa!
Link has left the conversation.

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This is a conversation between JOHN CENA and yourself, Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos.
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: HElloooooooooooo.
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: JOHN
JOHN CENA: OH SHIT
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: MY BROTHER
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: JOOOOOOOOHN
JOHN CENA: BROOOOOOOTHEEEEEEEER
Juan Cena, the world champion of eating Tacos: BROTHEEEEEEEER
JOHN CENA has left the conversation.
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