Shamchat: The Adventures of Juan Cena.

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This is a conversation between A Tiny Police Cop With A Dirty Secret And A Bladder Full Of Piss and yourself, a crusader.
A Tiny Police Cop With A Dirty Secret And A Bladder Full Of Piss: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.
A Tiny Police Cop With A Dirty Secret And A Bladder Full Of Piss: *puts on sunglasses*
a crusader: Who are you calling scum, infidel!
a crusader: *Puts on helmet*
A Tiny Police Cop With A Dirty Secret And A Bladder Full Of Piss: *Does a pee*
a crusader: *draws sword*
a crusader: Back! Mohammedan scum!
A Tiny Police Cop With A Dirty Secret And A Bladder Full Of Piss: *Draws 'sword'*
a crusader: Who does such disgraceful things?! Infidels! A soldier who bears the Holy Cross of Christ cannot be beaten.
A Tiny Police Cop With A Dirty Secret And A Bladder Full Of Piss: There's only one christ and he's american
A Tiny Police Cop With A Dirty Secret And A Bladder Full Of Piss: *takes off sunglasses, inadvertently moving the stream of my piss*
A Tiny Police Cop With A Dirty Secret And A Bladder Full Of Piss has left the conversation.

I really like this site except for the menagerie of stupid "15 year old gay half wolf schoolboy"

 

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This is a conversation between Ayato Kirishima and yourself, a elder shill.
a elder shill: greetings
Ayato Kirishima: Sorry?
a elder shill: my village is dying, the children are sick and sickness is rampant. i require your assistance, you may not be much of help after all you are a disgusting weeaboo; but still, help is due.
a elder shill: square up homie
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This is a conversation between Chrispi [No srp, m, short curly brown hair, glasses, 5'2"] and yourself, Lt. Vasquez.
Lt. Vasquez: MOVE, MOVE
Lt. Vasquez: CLEAR THE TARGET BUILDING
Lt. Vasquez: AL-ASSAD SHOULD BE ON THE SECOND FLOOR!
Chrispi [No srp, m, short curly brown hair, glasses, 5'2"] has left the conversation.

 

This is a conversation between Chibi!Matthew Williams and yourself, Lt. Vasquez.
Lt. Vasquez: MOVE, MOVE!
Lt. Vasquez: CLEAR THE TARGET BUILDING!
Chibi!Matthew Williams: . . . .
Lt. Vasquez: AL-ASSAD SHOULD BE ON THE SECOND FLOOR!
Lt. Vasquez: LET'S GO, MARINES!
Chibi!Matthew Williams has left the conversation.

someone choose my character

has to be from call of duty or halo

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This is a conversation between A Young girl being cornered by three guys (any rp) and yourself, Duke Nukem.
Duke Nukem: Bitch.
Duke Nukem: Face down, ass up!
A Young girl being cornered by three guys (any rp) has left the conversation.

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his is a conversation between Aleks Marchant (ImmortalHD) and yourself, "Not Important".
"Not Important": My name is not important...
Aleks Marchant (ImmortalHD): Sure it is.
"Not Important": What is important is what I'm gonna do...
Aleks Marchant (ImmortalHD): Okay.
"Not Important": I just fuckin' hate this world, and the human worms feeding off its' carcass.
"Not Important": Wouldn't you agree?
Aleks Marchant (ImmortalHD): Man, this world is shit yeah. But, you just gotta power through it.
"Not Important": I'm gonna power through this crowd of people with this Automatic Kalashnikov.
"Not Important": Just wait 'til I bet to the power plant...
Aleks Marchant (ImmortalHD): Well, thats a way to get to prison.
Aleks Marchant (ImmortalHD): Dont fuck up your life man
Aleks Marchant (ImmortalHD): Fuck life itself
Aleks Marchant (ImmortalHD): in the ass
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This is a conversation between Cute little girl (short black hair~blue eyes) (lost memory)(neko)( Loli-con) and Civil Protection Unit.
Cute little girl (short black hair~blue eyes) (lost memory)(neko)( Loli-con): *thinks you are her brother * oni-chan *hugs starts to cry *
Civil Protection Unit: Uh, Dispatch, we got an odd one here.
Civil Protection Unit: 10-103m, requesting amputation authorisation, over.
Cute little girl (short black hair~blue eyes) (lost memory)(neko)( Loli-con): Brother
Civil Protection Unit: You, Citizen, hold it right there!
Civil Protection Unit: You do not attempt PDA with an Officer!
Civil Protection Unit: What are you anyway, some kind of animal?!
Cute little girl (short black hair~blue eyes) (lost memory)(neko)( Loli-con): *ears go down * brother help me hides behind him *
Civil Protection Unit: *Acting fast, I quickly swipe the nine-millimeter out of my holster, and point the barrel at you.*
Civil Protection Unit: You got ten seconds to explain, Citizen.
Civil Protection Unit: Dispatch, 10-107 over here, amputation approved and in progress.
Cute little girl (short black hair~blue eyes) (lost memory)(neko)( Loli-con): I - I don't remember anything
Civil Protection Unit: Then you're not much to me, then.
Cute little girl (short black hair~blue eyes) (lost memory)(neko)( Loli-con): But I know I'm an neko a rare species and that's all I remember
Civil Protection Unit: *I pull the trigger, sending a nine millimeter directly into your skull, the fragmentation of the bullet enough to further ruin your mind. "Fuckin' cocksucker, too easy." I tuck away the gun, walking away, whistling a dry tune of 'Another One Bites the Dust'.*
Civil Protection Unit has left the conversation.

 

This is a conversation between Anne Frank (Prisoner rp, srp, rrp) and yourself, Level 50 Jew.
Anne Frank (Prisoner rp, srp, rrp): Wah! What are we gonna do in the bed?
Level 50 Jew: Help me level up
Anne Frank (Prisoner rp, srp, rrp): Oh!
Level 50 Jew: I need to grind shabbases to reach rabbi level
Anne Frank (Prisoner rp, srp, rrp): Rabbi level? Oy vey! You must have been at it for years
Level 50 Jew: We need to start a deli that only sells matzo ball soup and gross wet turkey that's way overpriced first
Anne Frank (Prisoner rp, srp, rrp): Sounds like a plan! Should we sell overpriced uzis on the side too?
Level 50 Jew: No, you disgust me goyim
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Rp as captain price

 

This is a conversation between Anime-Maid and yourself, Captain Price.
Captain Price: Soap!
Captain Price: Soap, is that you?
Anime-Maid: No~
Captain Price: Ah, bloody 'ell, another civi' to ruin it all!
Captain Price: Can't ye' see I need to get Makarov here?
Anime-Maid: You mean the guild master?
Captain Price: Uh... the bloody 'ell you on abou'?
Anime-Maid: Never mind, Anyways sorry if I ruined anything for you
Captain Price: Damn right you bloody did! Now get out of here, the bloody Russians have mortars!
Captain Price: They won't kill you if you run!
Anime-Maid: DON'T BE SO RUDE!
Captain Price: Don't question it, just run for that yellow circle! Go!
Anime-Maid: Bastard!
Captain Price: Who're you callin' bastard?! Eh?!?
Anime-Maid: YOU, ASSWIPE!
Captain Price: I've had brothers, fathers, sons, goldfish killed besides me!
Captain Price: I've worn this bloody hat since CoD Four!
Anime-Maid: I had nobody to start with so be happy!
Anime-Maid: Jerk
Captain Price: Wanker.
Anime-Maid: Dick
Captain Price: Awright, chill.
Anime-Maid: *glares* Fine
Anime-Maid: So why were you asking about soap?
Captain Price: *Slowly, the Captain backs up towards the gunfire outside. As he steps out, he gets hit at least twenty times by 7.62, but he doesn't die. He can't, really.*
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it's harder than it looks

i'm gonna try cp again

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This is a conversation between 18 people screaming and yourself, Civil Protection Officer.
18 people screaming: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Civil Protection Officer: Uh, Dispatch,
18 people screaming: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Civil Protection Officer: We have a situation over here,
18 people screaming: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Civil Protection Officer: Dispatch, uh- 11-99, Officer needs assistance!
18 people screaming: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Civil Protection Officer: Help!
18 people screaming: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Civil Protection Officer: We have a riot, or something! Dispatch, requesting viscerators!
Civil Protection Officer: Overwatch, Airwatch, send what you can! At least twenny 10-103m's over here!
18 people screaming:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Civil Protection Officer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
18 people screaming: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Civil Protection Officer: AYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
18 people screaming: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Civil Protection Officer: Aaaah... Ahah...
Civil Protection Officer: Dispatch, Officer going 10-7. Returning to Nexus.
18 people screaming: Ah
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I'm looking for Captain Price
This is a conversation between A dog and yourself, Soap MacTavish.
Soap MacTavish: Drop it! *He says, aiming his AK47 at you.*
A dog: Woof
Soap MacTavish: Dogs...
Soap MacTavish: I *hate* dogs...
A dog: *Drops the bone i was carrying*
A dog: Please don't shoot, I have a wife and kids
Soap MacTavish: Fucking russian dogs.
Soap MacTavish: Get the fuck out.
A dog: I'm not russian
Soap MacTavish: Speak a word to the russians, you're dead.
You've left the conversation.

 

This is a conversation between Lawless x litch and yourself, Civil Protection Officer.
Civil Protection Officer: Hold it!
Lawless x litch: Nani?
Civil Protection Officer: Citizen, get on the wall!
Lawless x litch: Ok
Civil Protection Officer: Dispatch, we have a, uh... 10-107 here, requesting warrants for search.
Lawless x litch: O
Lawless x litch: Porn
Civil Protection Officer: Citizen, declare your reasoning for why I shouldn't beat the living shit out of you.
Lawless x litch: Cuz I'm a weeaboo
Civil Protection Officer: That's too much of a reason!
Lawless x litch: Cuz MIKAYUU
Lawless x litch: CUZ KUROKEN
Lawless x litch: CUZ HAIKYUU
Civil Protection Officer: *Quickly, I whip out the nine millimeter from my holster, and push the barrel up to the back of your head. "Fuckin' cocksucker weeb," I mutter, pulling the trigger, blowing the back of your head in. A coarse, edgy laugh erupts, and I exclaim futher, "Hehe, too fuckin' easy. Shill weebs,"*
Lawless x litch: hoe
Lawless x litch: O
Lawless x litch: Nioce
Civil Protection Officer: Cocksucker weeb shills. Too fuckin' easy, just too god damn easy...
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This is a conversation between Dave Strider and yourself, The Grim Reaper.
Dave Strider: hi
The Grim Reaper: Ah.
Dave Strider: nice to see you
The Grim Reaper: Another one has fallen.
Dave Strider: yeah
The Grim Reaper: How did you die, Mister Strider?
Dave Strider: Lmao I have died a crap ton of ways
Dave Strider: This time it was getting stabbed in the chest
The Grim Reaper: Of course.
The Grim Reaper: I think it's time I... confiscated... your soul.
Dave Strider: Oh hell yes
Dave Strider: You'll be cool as shit
The Grim Reaper: I'm sure I already am, if you don't mind me appreciating informal honesty.
The Grim Reaper: Regardless, you'll need to sign here...
Dave Strider: Alright
The Grim Reaper: *A scroll, made of tattered paper appears in front of you. A quill floats by.*
Dave Strider: Oh
Dave Strider: This is real
The Grim Reaper: Yes.
Dave Strider: wellshit
Dave Strider has left the conversation.

this is too much fun i need to stop filling up this thread

 

Decided to try that shit

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This is a conversation between A girl walking down a dark street at night(kidnap rrp)(type 1 for description/start) and (Any srp|tell me what you want).
(Any srp|tell me what you want): 1
A girl walking down a dark street at night(kidnap rrp)(type 1 for description/start): (My name is Hazel,I am thin,I have big boobs and a nice ass,My hair is long and bright purple,my eyes are a deep teal color)(you can make me your slave if you want to) *I just turned off main street onto the dark street,I am looking at my phone and humming quietly to the loud music I am listening to with earbuds*
(Any srp|tell me what you want): *as you round the corner I walk up to you*everything all right? It's dangerous out here at night. Maybe I can walk you home.
A girl walking down a dark street at night(kidnap rrp)(type 1 for description/start): *I stop and pause my music,taking out my earbuds* No thanks I'm fine I walk home this way every tuesday after play rehearsal(I am wearing a short black slimming dress and black boots) today someone thought it would be funny to steal my street clothes
(Any srp|tell me what you want): Nah I'm gonna walk you home *i begin to walk you home*
A girl walking down a dark street at night(kidnap rrp)(type 1 for description/start): *I stop again* I'm sure I'll be fine.
(Any srp|tell me what you want): No, you won't
A girl walking down a dark street at night(kidnap rrp)(type 1 for description/start): *I start to run away from you*
(Any srp|tell me what you want): *i sulk, sad that I fail my master again, as my job is to walk girls home at night and keep them safe. I take out a knife and stab myself through the stomach* I HAVA SHAMED YOU MY MASTER
A girl walking down a dark street at night(kidnap rrp)(type 1 for description/start): What the Fuck!!
(Any srp|tell me what you want): *as I lay bleeding out on the street a space ship picks me up, bringing me to my eternal grave in the stars*
A girl walking down a dark street at night(kidnap rrp)(type 1 for description/start) has left the conversation.

Spoiler: they just kept going

get to babysit again! This is gonna be so much fun! *sets up video games, snacks, and movies* Squee! Now when is the girl going to get here?
(Any srp|tell me what you want): *i head down the stairs, when I see you I blush before sitting on the couch*
Megan (F, 16, Brown Hair, Green Eyes, Freckles, Busty, Nice Figure): Hey kiddo! How'd you sleep Sleeping Beauty?
(Any srp|tell me what you want): Good *i begin to inch towards you*
Megan (F, 16, Brown Hair, Green Eyes, Freckles, Busty, Nice Figure): *giggles* Hey, want me to braid your hair like Elsa again? I know how much you love Frozen, man little girls and their Frozen...Let it Go is starting to bug me
(Any srp|tell me what you want): I know something better, plus I have a question
Megan (F, 16, Brown Hair, Green Eyes, Freckles, Busty, Nice Figure): Ok...
(Any srp|tell me what you want): *i take my clothes off, revealing myself as a 40 foot tall REPTILLIAN* got tree fiddy?
Megan (F, 16, Brown Hair, Green Eyes, Freckles, Busty, Nice Figure): Woah....what in the world...is your dad Godzilla or something?
(Any srp|tell me what you want): Tree fiddy?
Megan (F, 16, Brown Hair, Green Eyes, Freckles, Busty, Nice Figure): 350?
(Any srp|tell me what you want): *loch ness monster noises*
Megan (F, 16, Brown Hair, Green Eyes, Freckles, Busty, Nice Figure): Whoa, calm down kiddo *giggles* Who knew Godzilla's daughter liked Frozen...
(Any srp|tell me what you want) has left the conversation.

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This is a conversation between A Man and (Any srp|tell me what you want).
A Man: Hmm
A Man: What's your name?
(Any srp|tell me what you want): Shaniqua
A Man: Wanna have fun Shaniqua?
(Any srp|tell me what you want): No
(Any srp|tell me what you want) has left the conversation.

 

I met @TheFancyAlchemist in there, he recognized me because I was doing Juan's adventures
also yeah hello Ally.

 

I ended up coming across the guy that apparently created that name while I was b8ing

 

Lol seriously

E: Going around as Hodor now.

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This is a conversation between Hayden Upchurch and yourself, Hodor.
Hodor: Hodor.
Hayden Upchurch: Hayden.
Hodor: Hodor.
Hayden Upchurch: Hayden,
Hodor: Hodor?
Hayden Upchurch: Hayden.
Hodor: Hodor, hodor!
Hayden Upchurch: Hayden!
Hodor: Hodor!
Hayden Upchurch: Hayden?
Hodor: HODOR?
Hayden Upchurch: HAYDEN!!!
Hodor: Hodor la vista, hodor.
You've left the conversation.

 

Best one yet

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This is a conversation between Flowey and you, Your weird uncle who possibly molested you as a small child.
Your weird alcoholic uncle who possibly molested you as a small child: Hey there champ
Flowey: ....
Flowey: DIE
Your weird alcoholic uncle who possibly molested you as a small child: Now it's not nice to talk to family like that
Flowey: *summons white pellets and impales you*
Your weird alcoholic uncle who possibly molested you as a small child: Playing pretend champ? I have a game we can play instead
Flowey: *summons more bullets to surround you and kill you*
Flowey: ITS BECAUSE OF SCUM LIKE YOU THAT I WANT TO RESET THIS WORLD.
Your weird alcoholic uncle who possibly molested you as a small child: Champ these games of pretend are getting violent, has your mother been letting you near the vidya?
Flowey: ILL KILL YOU. ILL BRING CHARA BACK FROM THE DEAD AND WELL KILL YOU.
Flowey: See you soon.
Flowey has left the conversation.

 

I met Frank Horrigan from Fallout 2 but then he immediately left so we didn't exchange any dialogue.
Almost everyone on the site skips you immediately, it sucks.

 

Unless you're Juan Cena, but that's me. HEH!
Also I'm going around as Hodor now so if you see a Hodor it's me.

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This is a conversation between Chiyaki and yourself, Hodor.
Hodor: Hodor.
Chiyaki: hor-what?
Hodor: Hodor.
Chiyaki: Hor-dourves?
Hodor: Hodor!
Chiyaki: hodor?
Hodor: Hodor? Hodor! HODOR!
Chiyaki: I
Chiyaki: AM
Chiyaki: GROOT
Hodor: HODOR! HODOR HODOR!
Chiyaki: I AM GROOT
Hodor: HODOR.
Hodor: HODOR! HODOR!
Chiyaki: GROOT
Chiyaki: GROOT
Hodor: HODOR.
Hodor: HODOR HODOR! HODOR! HODOR!!
You've left the conversation.

 

i might do gravemind

 

I found @Roth

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This is a conversation between Bestiality rp?and yourself, Your creepy alchoholic uncle on your dads side who possibly molested you when you were a small child.
Your creepy alchoholic uncle on your dads side who possibly molested you when you were a small child: Hey champ
Bestiality rp?: Hi uncle

 

oh... but i don't really like that...