Share any type of funny rp, ERP, ActionRP, whatever.

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I once ERP'd on my own server. One of the players found ERP so disgusting that they called every single last one of my players 'disgusting freaks' and that they should all kill themselves because we were 'disgraces to humanity'. He was banned, then tried to come back on. Soon after (He was still banned) I found out he had this other server he went on and he ERP'd a few times.


GG

 

Re: Share times where you have had funny ERP actions/reactions.

Now that's what I call funny.

 

Re: Share times where you have had funny ERP actions/reactions.

Not sure if it's counted as ERP, but one time on MPF, we were on patrol with this i4, and then all of a sudden these two black men try to attack us with erect 9 inch penises.

 

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I was pinned up against a wall on FONVRP. A super mutant tore my anus apart. Later my arms and legs were chipped off so I couldn't escape. Most brutal erp ever... ;-;

 

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Eh, ERP is usually fine so long as it isn't
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[*]On HL2RP.
[*]On HL2RP between MPF+
[*]Thrown into OOC.
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That's a funny story.

 

Re: Share times where you have had funny ERP actions/reactions.

Now if we were talking about some fucked up torture methods, then my god do I have stories to tell.

 

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OH GOD
I remember on #oldSG
IC apps were just finished, so me (a new rct) and like 7 other rcts (3 of them new rcts) were being trained, but torture was going on in another room nearby. the helix fucking chopped off his dick and testicles, and forced him to eat them.

oh and on vorpal gaming
there was an 02 named 743 or something like that, utter whore, went on to become union dvl, but had fucked the grid dvl or something like that. she gave a lapdance and i think penetration to someone during interrogation to get info out of him.

 

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The first part sounds like something I did.
Also I once shoved a heated glass rod up someones urethra, twas a female, I will not go into detail in fear of being snipped.

 

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Dew'it but explain it as small as possible, place it in a spoiler with a warning. Secondly, everyone is welcome to put whatever they want in here regarding to RP.

 

Huh, I think one time an AC has captured the City Administer and was using her as a sex toy. One day she came out and started forcing people to fuck her.
There was one guy who just wouldn't do it because he was utterly disgusted at the thought of ERP. We ended up having to just do a /it of him doing whatever to her.

 

Bwahahahahaha, that was the day where I just didn't give a fuck and thought it would be funny to go around making people rape the City Administrator shortly after we went to outlandsRP after the uprisingRP.

 

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Oh, SG, how I miss you so..The slums soup kitchen in the Red Room and threatening units as my Divisional for leaving the Armory unlocked or the Airlock open. (Then again I probably should have got on him more, but it was good to roleplay with the new players.)

/y "You two units had best unfuck yourself or I will shove both of my feet into your asses and wear you like a pair of autistic flip-flops!"

 

Spoiler: Read at your own risk. (Cringeworthy)

Sometimes, if I can't get information out of a male, my torture methods are quite simple.
Throw him onto the Judas Cradle, and slowly begin ripping his anus apart. If he still didn't squeal where his buddies were, I made him drink the mucus, anus tissue, and blood that was in a jar just beneath the cradle.

Or I'd do something called, "glasstration." Place a hollow tube of glass into the man's penis, take a hammer, and smash down, sending shards of glass just about everywhere inside.

Then there's the rat and a bucket. I like this one. You lay the man or woman out on a table, and tie him or her down with belts by the upper-abdomen, wrists, shins, and ankles. You then place a rat upon their gut, and put a bucket over the rat. Take a blowtorch, and heat the top of the bucket, slowly making it hotter and hotter. Considering rats don't like heat too much, and the only place for them to go is well - Down, they begin ripping through the person's flesh and burrow themselves in there. You can't survive it, but it'll be dying-breath information, if you can convince the suspect he or she'll survive.

There's plenty of other torture methods with females, including the Judas Cradle, but I won't go into those.

I have nothing against erotic roleplay, so long as it's consensual, IC and OOC, and not between Vortigaunts. I honestly have no problem with an MPF unit having intercourse with a civvie, nor do I've a problem with MPF having intercourse with another unit. If you think about it, partners usually -do- get closer than a married couple. Always have each others' backs. Sometimes, anyhow. So, yeah. There's another thing I hate about erotic roleplay. People fuck, only to fuck. There's no story behind it. Why they're doing it. That bugs me a lot, to be honest.

Funniest ERP experience back on Coalition of Gamers, was when an old man, and a younger black man literally had anal sex right in from of the Nexus hardpoint on C18, and began fisting each other, and shitting on each other.

Both funny, and disgusting as fuck.

 

I remember on Nova Prospekt RP when me and a bunch of guys from #oldclapbox would re enact the Sisters from the Shawshank Redemption.

? Needless to say we did some fucked up things to the prison guards.

 

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The fuck is wrong with you?

 

I nearly threw up. Did you nearly throw up?

 

Took a Glass rod, shoved it up the female's urethra.
Took off her Labia, sowed it to her mouth, check.
Then took a heated metal rod, shoved it up the anus, check.
And some other fucked up shit.

 

I find these hilarious, hell maybe I have a sick mind or something.

 

I once interrogated someone

WITHOUT torturing them!

he actually gave me a bit of info b4 05 was ordered to shoot him in the head.

wasnt a pk but wow. he nlr'ed the shit out of everything. knew where the combine base was, and told the lambda.

mind u this was aftermath rp, so base hidden