Share any type of funny rp, ERP, ActionRP, whatever.

I was once a Combine soldier in a coast server. We were attacking a town and when we were behind cover and I was moving, suddenly the Elite (who was leading the operation) comes around the corner and I shoot him right in the head as a reaction of the sudden movement.

 

Them CS:S Skills huh

 

One gets jumpy because either:
A: TTT
B: CS:S
C: CS:GO

 

Or CoD Hardcore.
I get real jumpy because of CoD.

 

erp'ing with hipster
/it he has 9 inch erection hurr
me: damnit hipster she's trying to lose her virginity not be scarred for life

 

I was playing as a Combine Sex Slave and he stilled raped me.

 

i cuddled with my friend on cider 2. fell asleep. wake up to mafia assholes beating my girlfriend to death with bats after they broke into my apartment.

 

A Vortigaunt raped me while the CCA supervised. It was an experiment to see if the human body was capable of handling a foreign child or something shit like that.

Oh wait, suppression field, what absolute rubbish.

 

That made me laugh harder than it should have.

Once on a certian server *cough* I found two minges ERPing. I called all the admins, and we did fake /it's as /me's... I was dieing IRL.

Edit, Also This:

 

Lets brainstorm. What would be a good way to minge?

 

Sex