Straight Baller Moments

Post whatever baller moments you've had that you basked in glory.

Here's what happened to me.
Basically I was these motherfuckers playing volleyball outside my window, and they kept on waking me up early with their catching and screaming. So, straight up, I walked down there, hid behind the bush, waited for the closest one to me to throw it, and I straight up hit it out of his hand, then I thrust my arms up in glory and all their faces are just like "Who the fuck is this guy?". After all that happened, I joined their game and had fun.

 

when i woke up and realized that i woke up without forgetting anything

 

What in the fuck is this shit?

 

I take baller baths. Gold tub. Pull chain shower head. Watermelon on the butler's platter. And lots of Whale Seamen.

Here's so you know what i speak of.

 

this was by far the most mindnumbingly stupid thing i have read the entire day

it's no joke - i was actually feeling good at the fact that i remembered something important when i woke up
most of the time i'd just end up forgetting all about it
i have bad memory.

 

once ive managed to solo like 8 people in css
im garbage at css

 

Something else will show up in about a half hour. Whether from me or someone else, I don't know.

 

i am already shitposting on scg
i don't need more

 

Today I was at a festival and there was this group of people huddled around these three girls singing some song, I forgot what it was, anyway, they're dying on stage so I get up there, push them aside and straight up start singing their song (there was a stand that had all the words to the song on it) and got positive feedback from the parents. Then later that day I hit a 79 MPH Baseball ball.

 

That moment when you make a backwards basketball shot from the complete other side of the court and make it-- several times.