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Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by Tommy, Jul 27, 2014.

  1. Tommy

    Tommy used to be relevant Moderator Clockwork Customer

    the thread that made me a crusader back then

    Hi. I'm Tommy, a Cloud Sixteen Crusader; and this is my timeline.



    July 13th, 2013, five minutes and fifteen seconds into the day. The date that I registered upon the Cloud Sixteen forums. I had been linked threads by Datzy to Cloud Sixteen, but I felt like the community was elitist, full of intelligent coders and roleplayers who would shun me. I had only been roleplaying for about six months at that time, and I felt like a rookie - someone who would be shunned from the group of elites. I remember seeing Datzy was a "Reknowned" (Or something like that), and I had no clue what usergroups were in SMF. I thought Datzy must be some sort of well-respected person in the community, and I felt like I would just not fit in at all, as Datzy excelled in roleplay and programming much better than myself.

    July 13th, 2013, twenty-one minutes and fourty-five seconds into the day. This was the time I created my first ever thread on Cloud Sixteen. It is snipped and in the Garbage Collection, yet the only threads I've ever snipped were old community threads. Therefore, I have come to the assumation that my first ever Cloud Sixteen thread was simply advertising my community.

    July 13th, 2013, fifty-four minutes and twenty-one seconds into the day. The time I created my introduction thread. I introduced myself to the Cloud Sixteen forum, a frightened newcomer. View my introduction thread here. I remember I was frightened by the people posting on my introduction thread, they were "Legendaries", in my mind a group of elitists who knew the schema inside and out, and were considered the highest ranking members of Cloud Sixteen. Their humor was strange, but I continued with it, hoping the small humor would help break the false bonds of tension I thought existed when a newcomer entered the Cloud Sixteen forum. Little did I know, they were only posting on my Introduction thread for postcount (As everybody does).

    July 14th, 2013. My first cry for help. I had no clue what the hell I was doing, and posted in the Developers section about my unit uniform item not appearing in-game, as if it didn't exist. View my whining here. This was also my first ever post to leave my introduction thread, except for my snipped community thread.
    December 31, 2013. Last minutes of the day. I was born into a Legendary. I managed to make my way to 250 posts, opened to the hidden view of the Legendary board. I was welcomed with a thread by Mitch Conners, simply stating, "He's a legend now, Run." with the thread name, "Tommy". I was frightened at first, I still thought of the Legendaries as elitists, people unwelcoming to their world. However, I got over it quickly, and said "Fuck it". I would post regularly in the Legendary section, becoming friends with most of the Legendaries and Crusaders. I felt successful.
    The last two months. I've recently began posting in the public boards again, for about a month straight I would only post and look inside the Legendary board. This was due to a fear of RJ, as before I muted myself from the public boards, I was set to a 90% warning. 1% of your warning goes away per day, and you get muted at 50%. That means I was forced to not post on the forum for 40 days. I believe my warning level was reduced sometime during that period, because I was definitely unmuted before 40 days came by. I resulted to only posting in the Legendary board, as posts did not count in there - meaning there was no rules, meaning I could not be muted for what I said in it. As I began posting in the public boards again, I got involved with the community as a whole once more, bandwagoning the hate train on users (Soviet Jesus, Mage, etc), getting postcount with introduction threads, et cetera.

    March 26, 2014. This is the date I became a Cloud Sixteen Crusader. I wrote this thread near 1 AM in the morning, and posted it at probably 7 PM today. I'm writing this at 1AM, which means this text you're reading was written more than 12 hours ago. Today is the day I became the super cool Crusader.



    What's your story?​
     
  2. TheHipster

    TheHipster rhenz is a fairly decent fellow

    I don't remember how I got crusader.
    I just sort of had it one day and everyone was like. "Okay."
     
  3. Owl

    Owl smoke weed

    signed up.
    posted.
    deleted.

    signed up.
    posted.
    deleted.

    signed up.
    posted.
    banned.
     
  4. not walter

    not walter Guest

    posted over 100 times in one day, day i got crusader. i already had the neccesary votes cus that old hate thread "shut up walter," Monkah o7 went and upvoted like 200 of my posts. then i had like ~300 legit actually, so it was k.
     
  5. Lev

    Lev certified honorable guy

    sixx's timeline
     
  6. diablo1675

    diablo1675 Guest

    Signed up.
    Posted a -lot-.
    Leave
    Come back
    Leave again
    Get offered Moderator
    Becomes Moderator
    Becomes Supervisor
    Becomes Manager
    Takes break
    Posts regardless of saying he wouldn't


    Sums it up.
     
  7. not walter

    not walter Guest

    i miss sexx
     
  8. Lev

    Lev certified honorable guy

    signed up
    no introduction thread
    post a little
    post a lot
    get legendary
    next day lose legendary
    post a little
    overdose on shitpost
    get legendary
    post a lot
    post this
     
  9. Tomo742

    Tomo742 Guest

    Lurk a lot
    Make account
    Post community thread
    Get shitposted on
    Make mapping thread
    Make other neat threads
    Finally make introduction thread
    People pretty friendly
    Get legendary
    Make some friends
    Post a lot
    Have moral argument
    Get rejected
    People hate me
    Get moderator
    Get promoted
    People hate me more
    Get crusader
    Stuff happens
    Rap battle
    Now I'm dead

    I don't know why but when I was making this I read/wrote it out like I was listening to "Like a boss", except that suits Vonel more. Ahuehue

    Like A Boss (ft. Seth Rogen) - Uncensored Version
     
  10. not walter

    not walter Guest

    Anyone who listens to that song deserves to be anally penetrated with two fists.
     
  11. Tomo742

    Tomo742 Guest

    I await the day.
     
  12. not walter

    not walter Guest

    Double fisting is an extreme sexual activity that must not be confused with fisting. The 'double' often suggests 'two' hands that are inserted into the orafice(s) of women or men. Double fisting in a woman, might for example, be two well lubricated hands thrust into the vagina, or else two lubricated hands thrust into the anus/rectum. It might also be two hands inserted simultaneously into both vagina and anus. Double fisting into the anus/rectum often seriously damages the anal sphincter muscles internal and external, bowel incontinance is sometimes medically irreversible; so would be anal/rectal fisting recipients must be aware of anal 'tearing'. Vaginal double fisting however is almost without a serious health risk, triple fisting is a regular occurence for women after childbirth; if they so wish it. There is a slight danger that double fisting performed on virgins will damage the vagina. This is often true, the bartholin gland which produces vaginal lubrication is dependent on gentle stimulation, and double fisting can send this tiny gland into spasm. Double fisting can be enjoyed by women of any age and recent polls suggest that Scandanavian women in their 50's who have had one or more children particularly enjoy the sensation of being double fisted. The Finnish word for double fisting is 'Torn-Berry' a word named after Finlands second largest city where double fisting is almost a cultish phenomenon amongst mature women.
    Helga, the Finnish air hostess met me in Helsinki and suggested double fisting, I was a little shocked, but once I had inserted both of my hands into her deep and cavernous vagina I felt a kind of nirvana creep over me. Her face was contorted yet ecstatic in a surreal unison of hand meets orafice.
     
  13. Lev

    Lev certified honorable guy

    mother may I
     
  14. Charlie B. Barkin

    Charlie B. Barkin Charlie B. Barkin

    Signed up on the day that everyone was like "bye" and #drama alert was everywhere. Posted regularly for about a month and got legendary, I don't post as often. Boom
     
  15. not walter

    not walter Guest

    heres how it goes down:


    signed up
    first post was about vg on sloth's server reviews
    introduction
    dub hates me
    everyone hates me
    shitpost to 100
    monkah somehow likes 200 of my 100 posts
    shitpost to legendary
    shitpost to like 500ish
    people respect me now kinda
    shitpost to crusader.
     
  16. Tommy

    Tommy used to be relevant Moderator Clockwork Customer

    that's because i told you things that i cant repeat on this forum about kurozael and clockwork because you invited me to a clockwork server

    then you decided to get involved
     
  17. Charlie B. Barkin

    Charlie B. Barkin Charlie B. Barkin

    It was the right thing to do. You kind of got me involved by inviting me to that TS.
     
  18. Tommy

    Tommy used to be relevant Moderator Clockwork Customer

    i didn't expect you to visit the forums and post regularly
     
  19. Charlie B. Barkin

    Charlie B. Barkin Charlie B. Barkin

    Fills in time.
     

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