The C16 Tavern

*Continues to intensely type. He turns to the man with the Colt, watching it fly into the air due to his hacking expertise, "You fucking what, mate?" he questions, tipping his fedora ever so slightly.*

 

// Jonne, fucking stop. I am fucking dying.

The Tavern door opens with a swift motion. A man walks in with a rather jaunty aura.

"Some Vodka. Mix it with just a bit of some good 'ol Coca-Cola."

He has long, black hair. It falls to his shoulder. He dons a long, black trench coat and large brown boots.

// I'm a cowboy, coowwbooy, wanted dead or alliiiive

 

*Throws him a copy of Norton, "Get this, kiddo."*

 

The OG looks at his colt leaving his hand, growing into an ape-like rage. Reaching into his bum, he asspulls a watermelon. He opens his mouth wide, taking a huge bite, spewing watermelon juices everywhere, staining his clothes. He throws the watermelon to the side, beating his chest. He charges the DDoSer, raising his right hand. With his african speed and black strength, the DDoSer gets powergamed and gets punched in the face.

 

dies

 

The OG watches the man die, and gets even more into his ape rage because he wasn't able to fight someone. He jumps onto the table, smashing the laptop. Stepping forward, he puts his feet on the corpse's shoulders, his full weight upon them.

While the corpse magically stays in its seat, he bends over, having the balance of a woman, as he grabs the corpse's head, and promptly tears it off. He chucks the head through the door as an incoming visitor opens it to enter.

 

//One. The fuck just happened.

//Two. Just found out how to get a free game out of steam that isn't on the store anymore. Go into Big Picture mode, click web, then type into the address bar steam://install/92 It will install Codename: Gordon, also known as Half-Life 2D.

The bartender pops open the bottle of vodka and pours a bit into a glass, then cracking open a can of coke and pouring some of that in. Afterwards, he pours more vodka in and mixes it with a straw. "Here you are, sir."

 

The OG African walks over to the bartender, blood stained upon his security shirt.

"Give me a watermelon flavored vodka."

 

"Alright." He pours down some vodka in another glass, then stops... "Ah shit... How do I get the watermelon flavor..."

 

The OG African points to the watermelon he threw earlier on the floor.

"I'm not getting it."

 

"I can't use that. It's been on the floor."

 

the OG african slams his hands onto the counter, his eyes wide and bloodshot. He was still in a rage.

"GET ME MY WATERMELON FLAVORED VODKA BEFORE I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!"

 

// Eh. Never mind; I'm staying out of this RP. The 'un-serious' behavior is funny and all but I enjoy serious RP more.
I don't really like forum RP either.

 

// Then don't reply? You stated this before.

 

// I joined in anyway. But it's not my cup of tea.

 

This should be moved to Fast Threads because, as I said before, this thread is basically just a huge space for you to make up a silly story consisting of 3 sentences and get your postcount increased by one. And at the same time, somewhere else in the Developers section, you're going to say something actually very useful and also get only one postcount plus for it.

All I'm saying is, this isn't contributing to the Discussion, this is just make a fahny story then post it - gratz, you put next to no effort in and yet this isn't counted as shitposting.

 

"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! FUCKING HELL!" The waiter quickly grabs the watermelon and cuts chunks off, placing them in the vodka.

//Who wants to be the OG African man now.

 

I declare myself bouncer, I do not need a resume.

 

You are now the new og black guy

 

Walter walks into the tavern, drunk as all hell. He sits down at the bar, and asks for a "Bleus-Hngpern Fluttershy." He then proceeds to pass out, his head slamming onto the counter, giving him autism.