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The C16 Tavern

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by DarkWolfInsanity, Mar 20, 2014.

  1. "Sir? Please wake up." The bartender pokes the man's forehead repeatedly, trying to wake him up. "Sir?"
     
  2. Walter lifts his head up instantly, and thrusts his fists towards the attacker.
    /roll
    "I'M GONNA FUK U UP M8"
     
  3. The bartender throws his head over his shoulder, yelling "BOUNCER!"
     
  4. [me=shut up walter]shits self at the words "Bouncer."[/me]
    [me=shut up walter]punches himself in the face before gaining autism again.[/me]
     
  5. Kamoca

    Kamoca Guest

    [me=Kamoca]steps through the taverns door, brushing a imaginary dust speck off of his shoulder, tipping his hat to a lady at the far side of the tavern, deep in her drinks.[/me]
     
  6. Adler

    Adler cwSexySaveData:SaveSomePieceOfShit() Clockwork Customer

    [me=Mr. Portal]speak Russian[/me]
    /Y ЗА ПУТИНА!
     
  7. Kamoca

    Kamoca Guest

    [me=Kamoca]looks over to the crazed Russian, bringing back the front of his duster, displaying his piece to the Russian, nodding curtly, before crossing over to the room, sitting next to the drunk female, chatting away with her like old friends.[/me]
     
  8. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    [me=TheGarry]walks in the Tavern wearing sunglasses, no matter that here's dark.[/me]
     
  9. Kamoca

    Kamoca Guest

    [me=Kamoca]looks up slightly, turning in his chair, looking at the newcomer, cocking his head slightly, chewing on his bottom lip.[/me]
     
  10. Adler

    Adler cwSexySaveData:SaveSomePieceOfShit() Clockwork Customer

  11. //You have a VERY girly voice.
     
  12. Adler

    Adler cwSexySaveData:SaveSomePieceOfShit() Clockwork Customer

    [[ I have a very sexy voice
     
  13. Kamoca

    Kamoca Guest

    [me=Kamoca]looks back at the girly, continuing to talk to her, ignoring the singing russian.[/me]
     
  14. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    [me=TheGarry]walks to the bartender and talks about something with him. You can't hear what they're talking about.[/me]
     
  15. Adler

    Adler cwSexySaveData:SaveSomePieceOfShit() Clockwork Customer

    [me=Mr. Portal]after the song drink vodka[/me]
    /it Man drink vodka like water.
     
  16. Kamoca

    Kamoca Guest

    [me=Kamoca]looks over to the two men talking, and stands up, nodding to the girly, who's face is hidden in the shadows, and crosses over to the Garry, whispering into his ears.[/me]
    "I'm going to have to ask you to be a bit more quiet, eh?"
     
  17. [me=shut up walter]drunkenly gets up off his barstool, and bumps directly into a wall, in which he begins to self fornicate himself to. Them wallpapers so damn exciting.[/me]
     
  18. Kamoca

    Kamoca Guest

    [me=Kamoca]reaches into his coat, pulling out the revolver, pulling back the hammer, firing the bullet into the wall, right next to Walter's head.[/me]
     
  19. Adler

    Adler cwSexySaveData:SaveSomePieceOfShit() Clockwork Customer

    [me=Mr. Portal]speaks Russian[/me]
    ЭЙ, ТУТ НЕ МЕСТО ДЛЯ УБИЙСТВ, ВЕСЕЛИТЕСЬ!
     
  20. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    [me=TheGarry]turns over to Kamoca and stuns him with a taser.[/me]
    "No guns allowed here, hotshot."
     

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