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The C16 Tavern

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by DarkWolfInsanity, Mar 20, 2014.

  1. Kamoca

    Kamoca Guest

    [me=Kamoca]looks down at the taser, and shoots his laser eyes at it, it exploding in a million pieces, he holsters the piece, and crosses over to the girly again, chatting up with her.[/me]
     
  2. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    [me=TheGarry]walks to the bartender again and continues talking with him, but more quietly.[/me]
     
  3. [me=shut up walter]seems unaffected by the bullet, and continues to violate the poor, poor wall.[/me]
     
  4. Kamoca

    Kamoca Guest

    [me=Kamoca]Stands up, the girly following him, them going into the back room, the only one who saw the girly's face was walter.[/me]
    (pm me walter i'll tell you who it is)
     
  5. //Atleast you didn't go into the Private room.

    The bartender looks over, watching the man with explosive lazor eyes while wiping a glass clean.
     
  6. Kamoca

    Kamoca Guest

    // I follow rules
    [me=Kamoca]Walks out of the room, the girls hair messy, she'd be heavily leaning on him, smiling down, he kisses her on the cheek.[/me]
     
  7. "You two have better not made babies back there." The bartender doesn't look up when he speaks, having seen them walk by in the reflection of the glass.
     
  8. [me=shut up walter]ignores the chick since Kamoca sucks, and makes his way to the bar after leaving fresh sperm on the outdated wallpaper. He sits down on the barstool, and attempts to mutter something to the bartender.[/me]
    /w "im drunk as all hell. and im in your town. hint. fucking. hint."
     
  9. //done. Look at main post. You now Local Drunk
     
  10. "i already dont remember this"
     
  11. Kamoca

    Kamoca Guest

    \\ Walters mad because I didn't tell him who the girly was
    [me=Kamoca]walks over to the bartender, extending a few words with him, before taking the drinks and sitting down at the table in the corner, the girly's face masked by the shadows.[/me]
     
  12. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    ((PWOERGARME ALERT POEWRGAEM ALERT WE HAVE TEH GOWERPAMER))
    ((Screw it.)
    A man walks into the tavern. He gets a drink from the bartender, walks over to a table, and sits down on one of the chairs. His eyes scan the situation unfolding in front of him, and he mutters under his breath,
    "Shouldn't this be in some sort of role-play sub-forum?"
    Two burly men walk out of a nearby door that was presumably locked and approach the man. One of the burly men violently grabs the head of the nondescript man and twists. A cracking sound is heard, followed by the thump of the body of the nondescript man hitting the floor, dead. The other burly man picks up the body, then both the burly men walk back into the room they came from.

    Soon after, the slight smell of burnt chicken wafts through the air.
     
  13. Charlie B. Barkin

    Charlie B. Barkin Charlie B. Barkin

    *[Vodka] Walks into the pub of sorts ignoring everyone shuffling past and going to the toilets, noticing a glory hole he gets to work.

    //No clue what's even going on here.
     
  14. diablo1675

    diablo1675 Guest

    //This thread is susceptible of being moved to Fast Threads section today.
     
  15. YourAdHere

    YourAdHere Clockwork Customer

    I claim Electrician.
     
  16. Valterain1

    Valterain1 Guest

    [me=Valterain1]Kicks his feet up, bringing the drink up to his lips, tipping the glass back, the warm liquid running down his throat, surveying the room, sizing everyone up.[/me]
     
  17. [me=shut up walter]is still violating the poor drywall, but who knows? He might get a second date out of this.[/me]
     
  18. Valterain1

    Valterain1 Guest

    [me=Valterain1]Pulls out a old fashion revolver, pulling the hammer back, shooting off walter's dick with pinpoint accuracy.[/me]
     
  19. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    [me=TheGarry]pulled out another taser, and stunned Valterain1, and while he was lying on the floor, pulled him out of the tavern. After that, pulled out his black marker and wrote "No guns allowed", on the head of Valterain1.[/me]
     
  20. Valterain1

    Valterain1 Guest

    [me=Valterain1]Destroys the taser with his lasercock[/me]
     

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