The Island - Adventure

You wake up on an island, unknown to you how to arrived nor what island it is. Away from the shore is what seems to be a jungle-like area, the trees getting thicker the further you look. You can't see much besides a few bushes, trees, and the occasional insect - no animals. There is debris on the shore next to you. What do you do?

first to respond decides what happens
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if your response is literally stupid like "stab urself in the dik" it'll be ignored and the next response will be used

 

stab urself in the dik

User was warned for this post by Desiderius (Just because it's a fast thread, doesn't mean you can shitpost.).

 

-snip- = fuck off desiderius

Go find a tree, get a rock and get the bark off and start cracking the sides off

 

I'd first start by looking for a coconut tree, then I'd climb up the tree, using my legs to hold on as I grab each coconut, detatching it, then dropping it to the ground. Then I'd gather all these premature and mature coconuts in a pile, then I'd go towards the debris and look for anything useful (i.e knives, rocks, suitcases, ALCOHOL, axes, etc.) - I'm gonna' wait for if it's night time, and if I find any axes/suitcases/knives. Then I'll decide on what shelter to make. And if there's any alcohol, that plays a major difference towards what happens next for me..

 

You managed to find a small rock, and begin furiously cracking at the bark, getting bits of it all over the ground.

What do you do now?

 

Use the bark to build an ark.

 

You can't seem to get the bark to hold together, and your boat fails miserably.

 

Try again.

 

You fail once again.

 

Use bark to stab yourself because of being emotionally traumatized of the possibility of being stranded on the island forever and do not want to die from the long agonizing pain of starvation. the end.

 

Find Noah's Ark in perfect condition, and climb into it and sail away.