The Longest You've Been Awake?

One day and I never felt tired during it

 

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY BREH
GO HARD IN THE PAINT NIGGA

 

I learned so much from just this post, I think I can probably make a nuclear weapon to finally kill you.

 

2 days.

I had to go to a doctor cause After.

 

i bet you didnt sleep in the period of time the steam's servers were off

 

48 hours on my birthday, scary as fuck hallucinations hit at 36 and I felt like I was dead when walking around.

 

how did you hallucinate at 36 hours

 

Usually hallucinations occur after three days.

I never heard of it occurring twelve hours after two days.

 

I used to stay awake for days, but I got back into a sleeping pattern recently and honestly.. sleeping normally is great.

 

It was risky but the longest I've ever stayed up was 2 minutes past bedtime. I started seeing my mom with a belt at around the 1 minute mark. Crazy shit.

 

holy fuck dude

 

This isn't related to being up all night, but one night I had like 5 blankets over me, and I got so hot I started hallucinating. You know those white blind things that cover your window/windows? I hallucinated one of my old friends grabbing one, and pretending it was a sword. Of course, I thought it was a dream, but I snapped out of it and I was like "What the fuck just happened?". Shit's scary m8s

 

> longest you've been awake
> this
> please no

The longest I stayed up was when I was on guard duty for three nights in a row in Army Cadets whilst undertaking three star fieldcraft. So two and a half days. I ended up practically collapsing on the last half. I was given a leave of Expedition Training just to sleep it all off again. As well as a promotion to Lance Corporal. Fuckin' nice.

 

Watch can eat a dick.
OT:
Like I said watch can eat a dick, had to do midnight watch for 2 days, it sucked and right after had PT.

 

I think I've been up for about a day and a half as well! Was going to camp out for an event across the Puget Sound called the Rotary Auction. It's a big sale of secondhand items donated to the Rotary Organization sold for dirt cheap. Couches and bikes, computer parts and the like. When I set up my tent, I came across my friend who I wasn't aware was on the night shift to provide security for the perimeter to make sure nobody walked off with couches on the outside. He invites me in in the later hours to hang out with the other volunteers on break, they were grilling out and playing music even at three in the morning...Ex-county police sharing wacky stories of crackheads in Port Orchard and Bremerton. And then after all this when the sun starts coming up, I'm offered a volunteer position! Just tossed me a reflective vest and a radio and we had to fend off people wanting to use the latrine because they camped alongside the school and were afraid of pissing in the woods...
US Marines or National Guard roll in to provide some more security just in case anything goes to hell off a big white bus. About 30 minutes before the auction opens and the people start sprinting to the building and vendors like bats outta hell, I quickly ask for someone to relieve my shift so I can pick up my tent and put it away, and get inside of the building and be close to the music center where my lovely soon-to-be-mine Fender Stratocaster with that beautiful orange and black sun-splashed body...and that long, hardy dark walnut neck.

Waited until the event started, tossed my vest to the side, grabbed the guitar and amp and ran. That was all I needed, and I'm sure I made a big chunk of people who had been waiting the night before upset...Even though I was just about ready to pass out, I put my stuff in the back of the car, found an empty pocket of traffic and quickly got the fuck out of there to find a place only about a mile away on the beach to pass out in my car for a few hours...Woke up at about 8:00 at night, and headed on home, had probably been asleep for a good four hours.

 

Yeah dude, I was on this COOL as fuck mission with the Irish Special Forces (like John McClane American cop fights Germans kind of cool), and we were training with these British Special Air Services faggots just outside Dublin. Seriously, those nerds' training is intense. Like seriously, we had to walk. Like WTF, I walk to the pub all the time. That'd be enough, right? Well NO apparently not, the trainer was anaabsolute Scouse wanker. God, I hate those accents. Anyway, we were up for like a week training - they made us drop out of an airplane. I think it was a C130. That was scary.

Anyway, there was his world leader summit here in Ireland. I got to meet all the world leaders (Putin smells like bread, vodka and sex by the way) like Obama, I didn't like he French one. He was kind of a condescending prick, you know? Anyway, me and my totally real squad were doing patrols in the Europa Hotel (where they were all staying) and I decide to check on Obama because the guy has a load of enemies because he's the President of the United States, yeah? Anyway, I go up to the door and I hear grunting. It sounds like an attack, so I bust the door down all Operator like and I see the most horrible sight ever; Putin's rod penetrating Obama's chocolate anus over a table with the plans of Crimea, and some Oil pipeline blueprints - needless to say, I left immediately and haven't slept ever since.

 

what the fuck did you smoke

 

probably
i wouldn't doubt it.
it took me like 5 days to hallucinate
or something like that
maybe three and a half or four

 

stayed awake for a day and a half straight

i remember sleeping in class at one point.