The REAL Reason people join the MPF

when americans get redpilled about stereotype american characters

 

actually zig decided that but ok

if u guys want i will take a good photo of me

 

no need
i already have one

 

uh i'm pretty sure he played as sherlock or something

and wtf? that's a first

nah i took that pic like 2 years ago i'll take another and show you me for realizies c:
+

 

watch as roth has like a full grown bread, luscious locks of hair as he turns to the camera and slurs out "m'lady"

 

Dude. I'm already wet.

 

idk man roth is pretty hot....

 

Spoiler

idk man i got the hair but not the beard

yes i literally used an ipad to take this in like 3 seconds

 

benedict cumberbatch

 

did you turn fucking asian over the course of 2 years holy shit

 

i look asian when i smile for some reason lol

 

my smile looks like i'm fucking 80

like that but with teeth, black hair and much younger

 

you're a woman of han ethnicity! who knew!!

 

lol azman

i still look kinda asian when i don't smile idk

speaking of which i really need to get a group photo of all the boys at school

banter buddies

also we're going really god damn off topic now

 

Clearly people join the MPF to smile all day, I mean, why do you think they wear masks? It's because you'd be seriously creeped out if you looked across the street and saw some fucking guy grinning at you constantly as he yells out "HAHA" except his mouth doesn't move

 

tbh i'd do anything to get a full face mask like that

 

Le Sandy Hook no.2

 

He's a fucking furry he won't do anything besides walk in with a nerf gun and scream "MEOW"

 

dude my cs longstrike is fucking lethal kid...